Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log opration se pehle
patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?
Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya
to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya
toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
Kya ray!
Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?
Apka Pyara
Munna Bhai
Munnabhai : Ye Circuit !! Sala apun ke desh ko kaun chala rahela hai ? Circuit : Bhai….bole to apun ka desh to SMS chala rahela hai…. Munnabhai : Abe kya bak raha hai? Circuit : Bhai …sahi bola apun NE…SMS bole to … Sardar Manmohan Singh !!
MUNNA BHAI: Aay circuit! baapu bolay to gandhi ji kapray Q nahi pehantay thay?
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.CIRKET: Bhai bolay to bapu bhi us time k Salman khan thay !!! …
Aesh
Munna Bhai: amrican rastrapati sala kaha rehta hai ?
Circut: Dhubighat pe .
Munna Bhai: Dhubighat bole to ?
Circut: bhai english me usko Washington kehte hai..
CIRCUIT- Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI- Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT- Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI- Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT- Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
“Battery is OK”
Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.
Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.
Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray
paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.
Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.
Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy) Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender… Circuit Bhai!
Circuit- ” Bhai …. bole to bachpan
mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.”
Munna Bhai- “Aisa kya? To fir
bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?
Circuit- “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat…
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!”