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This Morning, An Angel Asked Me To Go To Heaven With Him But I Refused. There Is No Signal. How Can I Text You?

9 years ago

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2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!

9 years ago

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Last night some Monkeys came running to my room. They wanted to trouble good people... I suggested ur name. They said Oh!!! No we cant disturb our Boss...

9 years ago

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Aik Larkay Ko Kia Chahiye Aik Larki Jo Pyar De Aik Larki Jo Acha Khana Banae Aik Larki Jo Uski Khidmat Kare Aur Ye Teeno Larkiyan Apas Mein Kabhi Na Mil Sake

9 years ago

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New style of proposing a girl "Can I borrow a coin?" "I told my mom that I wil phone her wen I met d girl of my dreams"

9 years ago

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boy : give me book girl : which book u want? boy : no no book means B-BABBY O-ONLY O-ONE K-KISS.

9 years ago

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Meeting U was fate, becoming Ur friend was choice, but falling in love with U was completely out of my control.

9 years ago

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Hi, How Are You...? Are You Free Tomorrow..? Can You Come To Me..? Because Tomorrow We Are Opening New . . . . . Mental Hospital Admission Free, Special Offer For You.

9 years ago

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What Is The Height Of Flirting? When Your Love Letter Starts With "To Whomsoever It May Concern".

9 years ago

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I get so emotional when you are not around. I think the emotion is called happiness.

9 years ago

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What a Cute answer Girlfrnd : u think I am fat now..??? Boyfriend: no baby u have just become my teddy bear from a barbie doll....

9 years ago

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I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you

9 years ago

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Baby I Have An Addiction Problem. People Say I Should Go To Rehab But I Always Tell The M I Dont Wanna Go Cause Im Addicted To..you.

9 years ago

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Dhadkano Ko Sunkar Bhi Tumhe Pyaar Ki Khabar Nahi Hoti... Kya Mahsoos Karoge Tum Dil Ka Dard, Dil Tutne Ki To Awaz Bhi Nahi Hoti.

9 years ago

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God made daylight n called it the SUN. God made entertainment n called it FUN. God made nightlight n called it the MOON. God made U n called CARTOON.

9 years ago

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Love is an illusion! Its a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people.. . . People with strong hearts believe in FLIRTING :p

9 years ago

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1. Throw stone on mirror. 2. Take mirror and just drop it. 3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.

9 years ago

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Forgive my eyes 4 admiring your beauty. U stole my heart the moment U looked at me, call me crazy, call me insane every time my heart beats it mentions your name.

9 years ago

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A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend . Friend Asked : Who Is She? . Boy : My Cousin. The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.!

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To See Light Look At The Sun, To See Love Look At The Moon, To See Hope Look At The Future, To See Beauty Look At The Nature,but To See All Of This Look At The Mirror!!

9 years ago

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