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Alcohol Quotes 36
- I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller.
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- it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance
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- Alcohol is not the answer to all questions
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- Bring in the bottled lightning, a clean tumbler, and a corkscrew.
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- It provokes the desire but it takes away the performance. Therefore much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him and it mars him; it sets him on and it takes him off.
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- Protocol, alcohol, and Geritol.
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- Macduff: What three things does drink especially provoke? Porter: Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine.
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- I would be lying if I didn't admit there might be a scene in the movie where there might be alcohol in my system.
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- Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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- BRANDY, n. A cordial composed on one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan.
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- Poe tried alcohol, and any drug he could lay his hands on. He also tried any human being he could lay his hands on.
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- I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking: I could well wish courtesy would invent some other custom of entertainment.
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- No pork, soda pop, cigarettes, alcohol – ever!
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- The secret of drunkenness is, that it insulates us in thought, whilst it unites us in feeling.
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- I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking.
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- During the Civil War, on hearing complaints that Gen. Ulysses S. Grant drank alcohol to excess Find out what Grant drinks and send a barrel of it to each of my other generals!
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