Rajnikanth Jokes, New Whatsapp Status

Ek Baar Rajnikanth Ne Ek Ladke Aur ladki Ko kiss Kiya, Wo aajkal Emraan Hashmi aur Mallika Sherawat Ke Naam Se Jaane Jate hain.

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Graham bell invented telephone & went for tea... ... ... ... When he returned . . ... ... There were 2 missed calls from Rajnikanth.

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Rajnikant: Aaj Mere Kutte Ne Anda Diya. Big B: Kutta Kab Se Anda Dene Laga? Rajnikant: Ye Rajni Ka Style Hai. Maine Apni Murgi Ka Naam Kutta Rakha Hai

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World Cup 2015 Groups Group A: Pak, India, Srilanka, Aus, NZ, West Indies, SA, Eng, Ban, Zimbabwe, Canada Ireland Group B: Rajnikanth

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The best so far on Rajni... Shnkr bhagwan: Mera Trishul Kahan hai? Parvti: Rajnikant le gaya... Shnkr: Kyun? Parvti: Maggi khane ke liye

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Ricky ponting is visiting every church in Australia only to Thank God that . . . . Rajnikant is not in INDIAN CRICKET TEAM.!!

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Premika- Lal Quila red kyon hai? Premi- Kyon ki Rajnikanth ne paan kha ke uspe thuka tha. Aur ab ye mat puchna Taj Mahal white..kyo hai???

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Ek baar Rajnikanth ki bhagwan aur bhoot se ladaai hui.. . . . . . . . . . . Result- Aaj bhagwan upar hai aur bhoot gayab hai.. ;) :

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Recently china airports were closed due to heavy fog ........ Later it was discovered that Rajanikanth was smoking in India!

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N0kia is expected 2 launch N0KIA R-1 ... "Rajnikanth" series in 2011 With 10 sims at a time 500GB memory 320 M.pixels camera. TV,Fridge,AC & Car in 1 mobile...

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Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho Boy:Ha Girl:To Phir Muje chand, tare,duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do Boy:Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi.

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Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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The statement "nobody can cheat death" is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.

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1ce James Bond shoots a prsn & say I m Bond, James Bond. Climax- Bt d prsn catches d bullet & throws at Bond, n’ Bond dies d prsn says- I m Kant, Rajnikant.

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Rajnikant apni beti ki shadi me khud dj bana.adhe ghante bad party me 1 ufo utra aur.usme se alien nikal kar bola: plz awaz kam kar lo mere bete ka kal exam hai.

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