Aap ek Mobile ki tarah ho,
khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah,
Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah;
Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah,
hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah.
Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like
wrestling with a Pig in mud.
After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty
& the pig is enjoying !!!!!!!!
I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden
I asked for a tree He gave me a forest,
I asked for a river He gave me an ocean,
I asked for an angel He gave me you.
New style of proposing a girl..
"i hv spent many sleepless nights
in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do
d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister.
Be Careful When A Gal Tells U That
She Loves U From The Bottom Of Her Heart.
For This May Mean That There Is Still
Enough Space For Another Boy On Top!
Teacher: Aapko Shahrukh Khan ki Movie
Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi se kya Lesson mila?
Student: Kabhi umeed mat haaro.
Kyon k
Shadi Shuda Larki bhi Phans sakti hai.
Larka: Aik Larki Ko Cherte Huwe Kahta
Hai K Jan-E-Man Is Dil Mai A Jao.
Larki: Sandil Utaroo Kia?????
Larka:Jan-E-Man Ye Dil Hai Koi Masjid Nahi
Sandil Pahan Kar Hi Ajao.
Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.
They wanted to trouble good people...
I suggested ur name.
They said Oh!!!
No we cant disturb our Boss...
Gold gets brown Silver gets dark Platinum gets white,
Copper loses shine. All metals leaves U but
I m the only 1 who remains with U..
Bcoz HEERA hai sada k liye.
Hum Ho Gaye Tumhare Tumhe Sochne K Bad,
Ab Na Daikhen Gay Kisi Ko Tumhe Daikhne K Bad,
Dunya Chor Dain Gai Tumhai Chorne K Bad,
KHUDA! Maaf Kare Itne Jhut Bolne K Bad.