when the night comes,look at the sky
if you see a falling star,dont wonder why.
just make a wish.trust me it will come true..
becoz..i tried and found u..
Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like
wrestling with a Pig in mud.
After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty
& the pig is enjoying !!!!!!!!
Teacher: Aapko Shahrukh Khan ki Movie
Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi se kya Lesson mila?
Student: Kabhi umeed mat haaro.
Kyon k
Shadi Shuda Larki bhi Phans sakti hai.
Paying respects to the Gods, And decorating for them the Thali , This is what the occassion is all about , this is the spirit of Deepawali.
*HAPPY DIPAWALI*
*JuSt FrOm SkR*
you cannot read the expression in my eyes.
but my lips cannot say what i feel.
how can i reveal my feelings?
you are the only one i cannot live without you.
Boy: Do you wanna Go Out Wid Me??
Girl: No... Never
Boy: Did U hear wt I Just Said ??
Girl: Yeah
Boy: Then Tell me wt I Said
Girl: Do You wanna Go Out wid ME??
Boy: Yeah Ofcourse.
Kia Howa Jo Us Nay Apnay Hathon Main Racha Li Mahendi,
Ab Hum Bhi Sehra Bandhwain Gay,
Hamain Pata Tha Woh Hamaray Naseeb Main Nahi Hai,
Ab Us Ki Choti Behan Ko Phasain Gay..
New style of proposing a girl..
"i hv spent many sleepless nights
in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do
d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister.
If u see some one without a smile,
give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good
people who can shine others lives by
just walking with him a few miles.
Premika - main Maa Banne wali hun
Premi - kay bakvas kar rahi ho
KAHANI ME TWIST
Premika - Bakvas nahi,
me tumhare bap se shadi karke tumhari maa banne wali hu.
Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.
They wanted to trouble good people...
I suggested ur name.
They said Oh!!!
No we cant disturb our Boss...