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I don't know what happens to you after you die. I'm not banking on there being, like, a heaven.

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I believe people have a right to know what's going on with their information and how it's collected, how it's stored and who gets it.

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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you're funny.

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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.

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There's going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration's relationship to Russia.

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At 'SNL,' I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in '95, I could let my own beliefs out.

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Let's not let the government sell us out. Let's fight for net neutrality.

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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices. You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections - the presence you’ve spent years establishing on the world’s dominant social network?

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I believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you're sure of what you're doing and you're working with allies.

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The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.

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I get satisfaction when I write something I like, when I'm happy with it.

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The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life.

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Teen pregnancy went way down in the '90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.

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Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.

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Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate. The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had. He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.

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Antitrust law isn't about protecting competing businesses from each other, it's about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.

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Gary Bauer is a very good - he's a good friend of mine.

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My parents didn't make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate - he didn't have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.

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Net neutrality isn't a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.

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I couldn't think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow's leaders.

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