philosophy Of Life :
?At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god,
Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed..!
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Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover a
n Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man.
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.
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Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?
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2 Keep Ur Marriage Brimming,
Wid Love In The Wedding Cup,
Wenever U?re Wrong, Admit It;
Wenever U?re Right, Shut Up.
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Wife: Main tumhari yaad main 15 din main aadhi mar gai hoon.
Mujhe lene kab a rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din baad...
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Who is lucky lover in dis world?
A person loves a girl without proposing her,
But
finally he gets same girl as his wife in arranged marriage.!
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Love marriages r never success
becouse they never had a pain
Marriages r made in heaven
Thats true! becouse i had failed.
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Cheers! on your wedding,
was a great friend to know and I am damn sure that
she is gonna keep you smiling, happy and cheerful all your life!
Happy married life to you two.
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TAPO SLANTO said- KAWARY KI AIK DIN KI ZINDAGI SHADISHODA KI 50 SAL ZINDAGI SY BAHTAR HAY?
.
YAKEN NAHE ATA TU AZMA KAR DAKH LO:)
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Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
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Airport per pati apni B.V ko recieve karny aaya:
Biwi: Dekho woh Couple kitna khush dikhaai dey raha hai.
pati: Woh apni biwi ko drop karny aaya hai, Recieve karnay nahi..
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One advantage of marriage is that,
when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you,
it keeps you together until you fall in again.
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A beggar- Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
"Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai..."
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दुनियादारी का फर्क तब समझ में आया :wink: जब एक कुंवारे के दरवाज़े पर लिखा देखा: " Sweet Home" . और :sunglasses: . शादी-शुदा के दरवाजे पे : "ॐ शांति ॐ" :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::grinning::grin::joy:
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Wife: Tumne kabhi socha hai k meri shadi kisi aur se ho jati to kya hota?
Husband: Nahi maine kabhi kisi ka Bura nahi sochta.
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A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none.
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Ek Ghar Se Hamesha Hasne Ki Awaz Ati
Ksi ne Khush-Gwar Zindgi Ka Raz Pucha
pati Bola:Mri BV Mje Joote Se Marti Hy
Lag Jaye To Wo Hansti Hai. Na Lage To Main.
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Aik Admi Raat Doston Ki Mehfil Se Late Ghar Gaya
Next Day Friends ne pocha
Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?
Aadmi: Kuch khas nahi
ye do dant mai waisay hi niklawanay wala tha.
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