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If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good.

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Every obnoxious fan has a wife at home that dominates him.

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Butch, you come from DeWitt Clinton. There are five thousand brothers in that school. You're the best there. You've been all-city two years in a row. How bad can you be? You come with me and we'll make nice music.

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Live in the moment that you are in.

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Keep it simple, when you get too complex you forget the obvious.

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A team should be an extension of a coach's personality. My teams are arrogant and obnoxious.

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Live every day as if it were Saturday night.

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I went into a restaurant one night and ordered lobster, and the waiter brought me one with a claw missing. I called him over and told him about it. He told me that in the back there's a tank they keep the lobsters in and while they're in there, they fight and sometimes one loses a claw. I told him 'then bring me a winner.'

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God didn't miss any of us.

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On how to make the game more exciting - Eliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the basketball, limit the height of the players to 5 feet 9 inches, bring back the centre jump, allow taxi drivers in for free and allow the players to carry guns.

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I just can't recruit where there's grass around. You gotta have a concrete lawn before I feel comfortable enough to go in and talk to you parents.

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If winning weren't important nobody would keep score.

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I don't believe in looking past anybody - I wouldn't look past the Little Sisters of the Poor after they stayed up all night.

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I had my moment on the stage. The trick in life is to know when to leave.

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They call me eccentric. They used to call me nuts. I haven't changed. The only difference between being eccentric and being nuts is the number of security boxes you own.

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Don't be just another guy going down the street and going nowhere.

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Winning is overrated. The only time it is really important is in surgery and war.

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You can always tell the Catholic schools by the length of the cheerleaders' skirts.

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The next time I will cry is when I die. My life has been that beautiful.

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Dean Meminger was quicker than 11:15 Mass at a seaside resort.

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