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My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.

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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.

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Right now I'm listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT'S MY JOB.

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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea.

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Sometimes I get, "Have you ever thought about doing real music?" I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny.

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I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children's book was something that I'd been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.

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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.

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I've always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it! Whereas if I wrote a movie script, chances are better than even that I'd just be another guy in L.A. with a movie script in his drawer.

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I don't watch anything on a regular basis - I tend to binge-watch things.

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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

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Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.

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If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

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My process for the parodies is that I get an idea for a song and then get approval from the artist and then go in and record it and probably try to get it out as soon as possible.

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If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I'd love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now.

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When I go to my live shows it's often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.

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I was able to come up with a couple articles for the magazine, I was able to solicit help from a bunch of my friends to contribute pieces: Patton Oswalt, Seth Green, Emo Phillips, Chris Hardwick, John Hodgman, and more. It's very much a "Weird Al" themed issue, so I'd like to think that there's a lot of "Weird Al" flavor throughout but I think it'd be generous really to call me an editor.

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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.

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I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.

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It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.

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You fake something until you're good at it.

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