Al Yankovic Quotes, Artist Quotes, Long Quotes

I have a long-standing history of respecting artists' wishes.

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You fake something until you're good at it.

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I'm free to do what I please, I'm probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical.

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I don't really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I've never been to therapy so there's probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don't know.

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I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.

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I'll bet every great thinker and leader we've got Could see all kinds of things other people could not! So then why get upset if somebody like me Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?

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I was a huge fan of 'Mad' magazine when I was 11, 12, 13 years old. I'd scour used bookstores trying to find back issues, and I'd wait at the newsstand for a new issue to come out. My life revolved around it.

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People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'

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I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.

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Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.

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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.

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My own personal tastes don't really have an effect on whether song is a parody target or not. But having said that, I try to pick songs that I actually like because I realize that I have to live with these songs for a long time, from when I'm working on them in the studio to possibly playing them onstage for the rest of my life. So I try not to pick songs that I know would drive me crazy.

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I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.

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I like to think that I've gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it's stayed the same.

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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.

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Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.

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I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children's book was something that I'd been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.

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One of the hardest things I've had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.

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Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.

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The music has always been my bread and butter, and I've focused more of my attention on that.

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