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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.

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A lot of artists have really been supportive over the years.

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I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.

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The music has always been my bread and butter, and I've focused more of my attention on that.

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I'm obviously not a rapper, and I don't have any claims to be one, really.

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When I started out, I didn't feel like I was really accepted in the music or comedy communities, and I was somewhere on the edge, but now I feel like I'm accepted in both, which is extremely gratifying.

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By the time I'm in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.

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That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.

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There's a lot of different ways that a song would be a challenge to parody. There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea. Some songs are too repetitive for me to be able to fashion a humorous set of lyrics around. Some songs flat-out just don't work creatively for me.

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If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

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Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you'll be watching TV, and it'll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you'll actually find yourself thinking, 'I don't want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to 'The Flintstones'?'

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I've always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That's something that I've been proactive about.

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Whenever I do a parody it's not meant to make you hate anybody's music really.

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I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.

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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.

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I like the guitar-driven music of Nirvana at its peak. At that point, I thought there was a lot of really exciting music coming out.

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When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.

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There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.

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Pop culture's gotten much more disposable.

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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.

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