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Alan Perlis Quotes 57
- Because of its vitality, the computing field is always in desperate need of new cliches: Banality soothes our nerves.
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- If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.
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- Is it possible that software is not like anything else, that it is meant to be discarded: that the whole point is to always see it as a soap bubble?
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- FORTRAN is not a flower but a weed - it is hardy, occasionally blooms, and grows in every computer.
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- Dealing with failure is easy: Work hard to improve. Success is also easy to handle: You've solved the wrong problem. Work hard to improve.
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- It is better to have 100 functions operate on one data structure than to have 10 functions operate on 10 data structures.
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- Once you understand how to write a program get someone else to write it.
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- It goes against the grain of modern education to teach children to program. What fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline in organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail and learning to be self-critical?
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- You think you KNOW when you learn, are more sure when you can write, even more when you can teach, but certain when you can program.
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- If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.
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- In English every word can be verbed.
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- A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
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- A picture is worth 10K words - but only those to describe the picture. Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately described with pictures.
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- We are on the verge: Today our program proved Fermat's next-to-last theorem.
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- Optimization hinders evolution. Everything should be built top-down, except the first time. Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
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- There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
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- The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland, but that's because it's the best book on anything for the layman.
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- To understand a program, you must become both the machine and the program.
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- When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.
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- A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of nothing.
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