Mark Twain Quotes, Trouble Quotes

It is more trouble to make a maxim than it is to do right.

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I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me.

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If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read and write, everyone would limp and stutter.

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I was born with Halley's Comet and I expect to die upon its return

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Sane and intelligent human beings are like all other human beings, and carefully and cautiously and diligently conceal their private real opinions from the world and give out fictitious ones in their stead for general consumption.

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Chastity - you can carry it too far.

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Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time. You cannot eliminate habits that no longer serve you. You can only replace them with new habits that support your goals. Moment by moment, you need to live with awareness and structure the habits that you include or exclude in your days.

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The partitions of the houses were so thin we could hear the women occupants of adjoining rooms changing their minds.

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You may honestly feel grateful that homeopathy survived the attempts of the allopaths (orthodoxy) to destroy it.

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Right is right, and wrong is wrong, and a body ain’t got no business doing wrong when he ain’t ignorant and knows better.

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I have been reading the morning paper. I do it every morning-knowing well that I shall find in it the usual depravities and basenesses and hypocrisies and cruelties that make up civilization, and cause me to put in the rest of the day pleading for the damnation of the human race. I cannot seem to get my prayers answered, yet I do not despair.

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There's always something about your success that displeases even your best friends.

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Tell the truth or trump-but get the trick.

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In prayer we call ourselves 'worms of the dust', but it is only on a sort of tacit understanding that the remark shall not be taken at par.

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There will never be a "perfect" time to quit smoking. A time when you don't have any distractions or stress... If you had started today one year ago, this would not even be an issue for you today! Don't waste another year!

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Adam was not alone in the Garden of Eden, however, and does not deserve all the credit; much is due to Eve, the first woman, and Satan, the first consultant.

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Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.

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Some things you can't find out; but you will never know you can't by guessing and supposing: no, you have to be patient and go on experimenting until you find out that you can't find out.

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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The trouble with most of us is that we know too much that ain't so.

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