Mark Twain Quotes, Artist Quotes, Waiting Quotes

The easy part of being an artist is figuring out the message that everyone else is ready to hear. The hard part is waiting for the proper lull to make the announcement.

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If you have nothing to say, say nothing.

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We consider that any man who can fiddle all through one of those Virginia Reels without losing his grip may be depended upon in any kind of musical emergency.

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If men bore children, there would only be one born in each family.

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If the Christians of America could be persuaded to vote God and a clean ticket, it would bring about a moral revolution that would be incalculably beneficent. It would save the country.

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The thing for us to do is just to do our duty, and not worry about whether anybody sees us do it or not.

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Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.

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Public opinion is held in reverence. It settles everything. Some think it is the voice of God.

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I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's.

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The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.

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My philological studies have satisfied me that a gifted person ought to learn English (barring spelling and pronouncing) in thirty hours, French in thirty days, and German in thirty years. It seems manifest, then, that the latter tongue ought to be trimmed down and repaired. If it is to remain as it is, it ought to be gently and reverently set aside among the dead languages, for only the dead have time to learn it.

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Data is like garbage. You'd better know what you are going to do with it before you collect it.

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Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.

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If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

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Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse.

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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.

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It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

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I've dealt with many crises in my life, but few will ever happen.

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The old saw says, 'Let a sleeping dog lie.' Right. Still, when there is much at stake it is better to get a newspaper to do it.

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We find not much in ourselves to admire, we are always privately wanting to be like somebody else. If everybody was satisfied with himself, there would be no heroes

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