Mark Twain Quotes, Positive Quotes, Death Quotes

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

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Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others.

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You may say a cat uses good grammar. Well, a cat does -- but you let a cat get excited once; you let a cat get to pulling fur with another cat on a shed, nights, and you'll hear grammar that will give you the lockjaw. Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar they use.

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I am able to say that while I am not ruggedly well, I am not ill enough to excite an undertaker.

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If you are with the quality, or at a funeral, or trying to go to sleep when you ain't sleepy - if you are anywheres where it won't do for you to scratch, why you will itch all over in upwards of a thousand places.

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Never knew before what eternity was made for. It is to give some of us a chance to learn German.

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I've never let my school interfere with my education.

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Our consciences take no notice of pain inflicted on others until it reaches a point where it gives pain to us.

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You ought never to sass old people- unless they sass you first.

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We recognize that there are no trivial occurrences in life if we get the right focus on them.

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I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.

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Never argue with people who buy ink by the gallon.

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The more I know people, the more I love my dog.

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My own luck has been curious all my literary life; I never could tell a lie that anyone would doubt, nor a truth that anybody would believe.

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When in doubt tell the truth. It will confound your enemies and astound your friends.

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Two days overdue, THE WORLD'S WORK has not reached me. Pray make a note of this. I would rather not have to resort to violence.

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The test of any good fiction is that you should care something for the characters; the good to succeed, the bad to fail. The trouble with most fiction is that you want them all to land in hell, together, as quickly as possible.

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...fry me an optimist for breakfast.

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The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.

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The truth is a precious commodity. That's why I use it so sparingly.

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