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An uneasy conscience is a hair in the mouth.

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The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan for good fighting

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I think the Cincinnati Enquirer must be edited by children.

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A new oath holds pretty well; but... when it is become old, and frayed out, and damaged by a dozen annual retryings of its remains, it ceases to be serviceable; any little strain will snap it.

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It is hard enough luck being a monarch, without being a target also.

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Patriotism is usually the refuge of the scoundrel. He is the man who talks the loudest.

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To do good is noble. To tell others to do good is even nobler and much less trouble.

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All religions issue bibles again Satan, and say the most injurious things against him, but we never hear his side.

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Buy land, they're not making it anymore.

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Each person is born to one possession which outvalues all his others-his last breath.

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Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

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Honest poverty is a gem that even a king might be proud to call his own - but I wish to sell out

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The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession.

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He is now rising from affluence to poverty.

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Nothing incites to money-crimes like great poverty or great wealth.

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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next.

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Even the clearest and most perfect circumstantial evidence is likely to be at fault, after all, and therefore ought to be received with great caution. Take the case of any pencil, sharpened by any woman; if you have witnesses, you will find she did it with a knife; but if you take simply the aspect of the pencil, you will say that she did it with her teeth.

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Now I can only pray that there may be a God -- and a heaven -- or something better.

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Hunger is the handmaid of genius

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