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A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

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Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.

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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

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There is not a single human characteristic that can be safely labeled as American.

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Learn from the mistakes of others - you won't live long enough to make them all yourself. He's opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer him the position.

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I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.

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Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else.

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Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.

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A journalist is a reporter out of a job.

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Some of us cannot be optimists, but all of us can be bigamists

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Focus more on your desire than on your doubt, and the dream will take care of itself.

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Fame is a vapor, popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion.

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Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.

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I have attended operas, whenever I could not help it, for fourteen years now; I am sure I know of no agony comparable to the listening to an unfamiliar opera.

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Well, Ben Rogers, if I was as ignorant as you I wouldn't let on.

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But it warn't no time to be sentimentering.

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He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.

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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure. You can "already know for sure" things that could actually impede progress. Always be on the lookout for the things you did not know, that you did not know. Secondly, work on strengthening personal belief that a particular will be achieved regardless of any adversity that may show up, or evidence to the contrary.

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I believe I have had the most trouble with a portrait which I painted in installments - the head on one canvas and the bust on another.

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Always obey your parents. When they are present. This is the best policy in the long run. Because if you don't, they will make you. Most parents think they know better than you do, and you can generally make more by humoring that superstition than you can by acting on your own better judgment.

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