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Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use.

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My land, the power of training! Of influence! Of education! It can bring a body up to believe anything.

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The true charm of pedestrians does not lie in the walking, or in the scenery, but in the talking.

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Wheresoever she was, there was Eden.

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A "classic" is a book that everybody praises but nobody has read

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The most difficult We do not deal in facts when we are contemplating ourselves.

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The joy of killing! the joy of seeing killing done - these are traits of the human race at large.

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As a rule, we go about with masks, we go about looking honest, and we are able to conceal ourselves all through the day.

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The history of our race, and each individual’s experience, are sown thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill and that a lie told well is immortal.

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People who always feel jolly, no matter where they are or what happens to themwho have the organ of hope preposterously developedwho are endowed with an uncongealable sanguine temperamentwho never feel concerned about the price of cornand who cannot, by any possibility, discover any but the bright side of a pictureare very apt to go to extremes, and exaggerate with 40-horse microscopic power.

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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.

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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.

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What do we call love, hate, charity, revenge, humanity, forgiveness? Different results of the master impulse, the necessity of securing one's self-approval.

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Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name Bzjxxllwcp is pronounced Jackson.

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Don't look at the world with your hands in your pockets. To write about it you have to reach out and touch it.

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Kings cannot ennoble thee, thou good, great soul, for One who is higher than kings hath done that for thee; but a king can confirm thy nobility to men.

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Women cannot receive even the most palpably judicious suggestion without arguing it; that is, married women.

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No man is straitly honest to any but himself and God.

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It is hard enough luck being a monarch, without being a target also.

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I do not know what we should do without the pulpit. We could better spare the sun-the moon, anyway.

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