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Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

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The two Testaments are interesting, each in its own way. The Old one gives us a picture of these people's Deity as he was before he got religion, the other one gives us a picture of him as he appeared afterward.

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Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

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You can never find a Christian who has acquired this valuable knowledge, this saving knowledge, by any process but the everlasting and all-sufficient 'people say.'

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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

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By his father he is English, by his mother he is Americanto my mind the blend which makes the perfect man.

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Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths

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Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so.

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If you should rear a duck in the heart of the Sahara, no doubt it would swim if you brought it to the Nile.

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Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.

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My advice to girls: first, don't smoke - to excess; second, don't drink - to excess; third, don't marry - to excess.

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The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.

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Right is right, and wrong is wrong, and a body ain’t got no business doing wrong when he ain’t ignorant and knows better.

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I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.

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Your friends may love you in private but your enemies will hate you in public.

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Word it as softly as you please, the spirit of patriotism is the spirit of the dog and wolf. The moment there is a misunderstanding about a boundary line or a hamper of fish or some other squalid matter, see patriotism rise, and hear him split the universe with is war-whoop. The spirit of patriotism being in its nature jealous and selfish, is just in man's line, it comes natural to him - he can live up to all its requirements to the letter; but the spirit of Christianity is not in its entirety possible to him.

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It is better to support schools than jails.

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Morals consist of political morals, commercial morals, ecclesiastical morals, and morals.

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Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else.

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History doesn't repeat itself; it rhymes.

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