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There was things which he stretched, but mainly he told the truth.

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Demagogue--a vessel containing beer and other liquids.

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Once you've put one of his [Henry James] books down, you simply can't pick it up again.

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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

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Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.

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It's my opinion that every one I know has morals, though I wouldn't like to ask. I know I have. But I'd rather teach them than practice them any day. "Give them to others"-that's my motto.

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Comedy keeps the heart sweet.

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When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction.

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He is now rising from affluence to poverty.

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The rain ...falls upon the just and the unjust alike; a thing which would not happen if I were superintending the rain's affairs. No, I would rain softly and sweetly on the just, but if I caught a sample of the unjust outdoors, I would drown him.

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It is believed by everyone that when he was in heaven he was stern, hard, resentful, jealous and cruel, but that when he came down to earth, he became the opposite... sweet, gentle merciful, forgiving. He was a thousand billion times crueler than ever he was in the Old Testament... Meek and gentle? By and by we will examine that popular sarcasm by the light of the hell which he invented.

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Everybody lies...every day, every hour, awake, asleep, in his dreams, in his joy, in his mourning. If he keeps his tongue still his hands, his feet, his eyes, his attitude will convey deception.

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The fact is, the king was a good deal more than a king, he was a man; and when a man is a man, you can't knock it out of him.

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Reputation is a hall-mark: it can remove doubt from pure silver, and it can also make the plated article pass for pure.

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Words are only painted fire, a look is the fire itself. She gave that look, and carried it away to the treasury of heaven, where all things that are divine belong.

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Do something everyday that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.

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If I can capture truth in its simplest form, beauty will follow like a sledgehammer.

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Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live.

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My faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened.

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It's spring fever. That is what the name of it is. And when you've got it, you want—oh, you don't quite know what it is you do want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so!

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