Mark Twain Quotes, Hands Quotes, Comforting Quotes

Eternal rest sounds comforting in the pulpit; well, you try it once, and see how heavy time will hang on your hands.

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Life is short. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly and love truly.

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Epitaphs are cheap, and they do a poor chap a world of good after he is dead, especially if he had hard luck while he was alive. I wish they were used more.

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The only certainties in life are death and taxes.

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I suppose, just as an honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere.

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Who are we to create a heaven and hell for ourselves, excluding animals and plants in the bargain, just because we have the power to rationalize?

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Strange a God who mouths Golden Rules and forgiveness, then invented hell; who mouths morals to other people and has none Himself; who frowns upon crimes yet commits them all; who created man without invitation, then tries to shuffle the responsibility for man's acts upon man, instead of honorably placing it where it belongs, upon Himself; and finally with altogether divine obtuseness, invites this poor, abused slave to worship Him!

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Independence-is loyalty to one's best self and principles, and this is often disloyalty to the general idols and fetishes.

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There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.

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Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any.

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Morals consist of political morals, commercial morals, ecclesiastical morals, and morals.

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The catfish is Plenty good enough fish for anyone

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There is only one expert who is qualified to examine the souls and the life of a people and make a valuable report - the native novelist. ... And when a thousand able novels have been written, there you have the soul of the people; and not anywhere else can these be had.

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Now I can only pray that there may be a God -- and a heaven -- or something better.

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I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

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Let us draw the curtain of charity over the rest of this scene

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Hero: Person in a book who does things which he can't and girl marries him for it.

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I wrote 'Tom Sawyer' and 'Huck Finn' for adults exclusively, and it always distressed me when I find that boys and girls have been allowed access to them. The mind that becomes soiled in youth can never again be washed clean.

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Better a broken promise than none at all.

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To me [Edgar Allen Poe's] prose is unreadable—like Jane Austin's [sic]. No there is a difference. I could read his prose on salary, but not Jane's. Jane is entirely impossible. It seems a great pity that they allowed her to die a natural death.

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