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When the human race has once acquired a superstition, nothing short of death is ever likely to remove it.

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I prefer milk because I am a Prohibitionist, but I do not go to it for inspiration.

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Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else. This is not advice, it is merely custom.

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It is not best to use our morals weekdays, it gets them out of repair for Sunday.

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Always tell the truth; then you don't have to remember anything

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If the world ends, I'll just head on down to Kentucky because they're always 20 years behind.

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The statesmen will invent cheap lies, putting the blame upon the nation that is being attacked, and every man will be glad of these conscience-soothing falsities

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Thanksgiving Day - Let all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks, now, but the turkeys. In the island of Fiji they do not use turkeys, they use plumbers. It does not become you and me to sneer at Fiji.

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Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.

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The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race.

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We are chameleons, and our partialities and prejudices change place with an easy and blesses facility, and we are soon wonted to the change and happy in it.

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More than once I had seen a noble who had gotten his enemy at a disadvantage stop to pray before cutting his throat.

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It was on the 10th day of May - 1884 - that I confessed to age by mounting spectacles for the first time, and in the same hour I renewed my youth, to outward appearance, by mounting a bicycle for the first time. The spectacles stayed on.

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Shut the door not that it lets in the cold but that it lets out the coziness.

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Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.

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A mighty porterhouse steak an inch and a half thick, hot and sputtering from the griddle; dusted with fragrant pepper; enriched with little melting bits of butter of the most impeachable freshness and genuineness; the precious juices of the meat trickling out and joining the gravy, archipelagoed with mushrooms; a township or two of tender, yellowish fat gracing an out-lying district of this ample county of beefsteak; the long white bone which divides the sirloin from the tenderloin still in its place.

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Love your enemy, it will scare the hell out of them.

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It is wiser to find out than to suppose.

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It is my custom to keep on talking until I get the audience cowed.

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God created war so that Americans would learn geography.

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