Thand ka zamana hai,
SMS karke aapko satana hai,
Mousam bhi diwana hai,
2-4 SMS aap bhi kar do,
kya balance bacha k
"Naya swetar" lana h.
Happy Winter.
Biwi Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Uska Pati Use Ghur Raha Tha!
Biwi Romantic Hokar Boli: Kya Irada Hai?
Pati Ne 2 Thappad Maare Or Bola "Mere Garam Pani Se Kyu Nahayi"
Happy ??winters.
Aa ja keh abi zabat ka mosam nhi guzra
aa ja keh abi barf paharo pe jami ha
khushboo’n ke dareechon se sitaron ki haddon tak
es shehr me sab kuch hi bas teri kami ha..
Sard Mausam Ka Maazaaj Kitna Alag Sa Hai
Taveel Raat Main Intazaar Kitna Alag Sa Hai
Dhund Bani Naqab, Aur Chupa Lia Sitaron Ko
Unki Tanhaai Ka Ab Ihsas Kitna Alag Sa Hai
When winter comes” snow starts to fall”
Or so we hope” when it gets cool.
But” alas” it does not come”
With all the hopes of so much fun.
Better luck next year
Winter joke
3 Bachy apne apne shaher ki sardi pe bahas kar rahe the.
1st: Humare yahan itni sardi prti hai k jb Hum subah nal kholte hain to pani ki jagah baraf nikalti hai.
2nd: Bus itni..!Humare yahan to itni sardi parti hai ki Hum jo b baat karty hain wo jam jati hai phir Hum use aag pr pighla k sunte hain.
3rd: Bs itni si,Kal Hmare ghar mehman aye, un k jane k bd Humen sofe pe 1 baraf ka gola para hua mila.Jub Hm ne use aag pe pighlaya to awaz aai Poooooooon.
Kashmir Ki Vadiyon Mein,
Barfilee Hawaon Mein,
Neele Gagan Ke Neeche
Jheel Ke Kinarey
Gehri Soch Mein Baithe
Ranjhe Ko Heer Ne Kya Kaha.
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Stupid!
Hero Matt Bano
Sweater Pahan Le.
Thand Ho Rahi Hai.
Happy Winter.
दिल्ली में इतना कोहरा है कि चोर ने महिला समझ के कुत्ते की चेन खींच ली। कुत्ता स्वस्थ है, चोर अस्पताल में भर्ती है। :joy::smiley::flushed::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
Safety Tip for Winters !!
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Stand in front of mirror with one glass of water.
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throw water on d mirror
& say-
" Ahaa.. Nahaa liye..!! "
: अर्ज किया है........... किसी को मोहब्बत में जुदाई ना मिले...वाह वाह..... वाह वाह..... किसी को मोहब्बत में जुदाई ना मिले...वाह वाह..... वाह वाह..... जो Group में मैसेज ना करे उसे ठण्ड में रजाई ना मिले...... :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: :smile::smile::smile::joy::joy::joy: Happy Winter