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What else can you expect from a town thats shut off from the world by the ocean on one side and New Jersey on the other?

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Not very long ago some one invented the assertion that there were only "Four Hundred" people in New York City who were really worth noticing. But a wiser man has arisen - the census taker - and his larger estimate of human interest has been preferred in marking out the field of these little stories of the "Four Million.

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It's said that love makes the world go around. Let me tell you, the announcement lacks verification. It's the wind from the dinner horn that does it.

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Be always decent and right in your home town; and when you're on the road, never take more than four glasses of beer a day or play higher than a twenty-five-cent limit.

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We may achieve climate, but weather is thrust upon us.

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By rights you're a king. If I was you, I'd call for a new deal.

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It couldn't have happened anywhere but in little old New York.

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Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.

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He studied cities as women study their reflections.

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Humans were denied the speech of animals. The only common ground of communication upon which dogs and men can get together is in fiction.

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A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows.

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If man knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.

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Broadway - the great sluice that washes out the dust of the gold-mines of Gotham.

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East is East, and West is San Francisco, according to Californians. Californians are a race of people; they are not merely inhabitants of a State.

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She plucked from my lapel the invisible strand of lint (the universal act of woman to proclaim ownership).

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Now, girls, if you want to observe a young man hustle out after a pick and shovel, just tell him that your heart is in some other fellow's grave. Young men are grave-robbers by nature.

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There is this difference between the grief of youth and that of old age; youth's burden is lightened by as much of it as another shares; old age may give and give, but the sorrow remains the same.

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You'd think New York people was all wise; but no, they can't get a chance to learn. Every thing's too compressed. Even the hayseeds are bailed hayseeds. But what else can you expect from a town that's shut off from the world by the ocean on one side and New Jersey on the other?

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If there ever was an aviary overstocked with jays it is that Yaptown-on-the-Hudson, call New York. Cosmopolitan they call it, you bet. So's a piece of fly-paper. You listen close when they're buzzing and trying to pull their feet out of the sticky stuff. "Little old New York's good enough for us"--that's what they sing.

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Whenever my patient begins to count the carriages in her funeral procession I subtract 50 per cent from the curative power of medicines.

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