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  • This past Thanksgiving, my father was at the farm, and I had all 11 dogs in the house with a father who never allowed dogs in the house. And he got up to leave the table and came back and Solomon was in his chair. And he says, "This dog is in my chair." And I said, "It's the other way around, you're sitting in his chair."
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Oprah Winfrey Quotes , Funny Quotes , Dog Quotes
  • A subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship . . . . [H]is master works for the means wherewith to purchase the idle wag of the Solomonic tail, seasoned with a look of tolerant recognition.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Dog Quotes , Mean Quotes
  • Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran. But when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, 'Hi' to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Al Franken Quotes , Dog Quotes , Eye Quotes
  • Contrary to what you may assume, I am not a pessimist but an indifferentist- that is, I don't make the mistake of thinking that the... cosmos... gives a damn one way or the the other about the especial wants and ultimate welfare of mosquitoes, rats, lice, dogs, men, horses, pterodactyls, trees, fungi, dodos, or other forms of biological energy.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : H. P. Lovecraft Quotes , Dog Quotes , Horse Quotes
  • whereas the dog strives to lessen the distance between himself and man, seeks ever to be intelligent and intelligible, and translates into looks and actions the words he cannot speak, the cat dwells within the circle of her own secret thoughts.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Agnes Repplier Quotes , Dog Quotes , Distance Quotes