A 6 Yr Old Boy Was In The Market With His 4 Yr Old Sister. Suddenly The Boy Found That His Sister Was Lagging Behind.
He Stopped And Looked Back. His Sister Was Standing In Front Of A Toy Shop And Was Watching Something With Great Interest.
The Boy Went Back To Her And Asked, “Do You Want Something?” The Sister Pointed At The Doll. The Boy Held Her Hand And Like A Responsible Elder Brother, Gave That Doll To Her. The Sister Was Very Very Happy…
The Shopkeeper Was Watching Everything And Getting Amused To See The Matured Behaviour Of The Boy…
Now The Boy Came To The Counter And Asked The Shopkeeper, “What Is The Cost Of This Doll, Sir? !”
The Shopkeeper Was A Cool Man And Had Experienced The Odds Of Life. So He Asked The Boy With A Lot Of Love & Affection, “Well, What Can You Pay?”
The Boy Took Out All The Shells That He Had Collected From Sea Shore, From His Pocket And Gave Them To The Shopkeeper. The Shopkeeper Took The Shells And Started Counting As If He Were Counting The Currency. Then He Looked At The Boy. The Boy Asked Him Worriedly, “Is It Less?”
The Shopkeeper Said, “No, No… These Are More Than The Cost. So I Will Return The Remaining.” Saying So, He Kept Only 4 Shells With Him And Returned The Remaining.
The Boy, Very Happily Kept Those Shells Back In His Pocket And Went Away With His Sister.
A Servant In That Shop Got Very Surprised Watching All These. He Asked His Master, “Sir ! You Gave Away Such A Costly Doll Just For 4 Shells ???”
The Shopkeeper Said With A Smile, “Well, For Us These Are Mere Shells.
But For That Boy, These Shells Are Very Precious. And At This Age He Does Not Understand What Money Is, But When He Will Grow Up, He Definitely Will. And When He Would Remember That He Purchased A Doll With The Shells Instead Of Money, He Will Remember Me And Think That World Is Full Of Good People.
It Will Help Him Develop A Positive Attitude And He Too In Turn Will Feel Motivated To Be Good.”
Mind Mantra – Whatever Emotion You Infuse Into The World, It Will Further Spread. If You Do Good, Goodness Will Spread. If You Do Bad, Negativity Will Spread.
Realize You Are A Very Powerful Source Of Energy.
Your Good Or Bad Will Come Back To You Magnified. Not In The Ways You Want It, And Probably Not In The Ways You Can Understand It. But It Will Come Back.
Heart Touching....!
Kabhi pehli baar school jaane mein
darr lagta tha,
Aaj har rasta khud hi chunte hai..!!
Kabhi mummy-papa ki har baat
sacchi lagti thi,
Aaj unhi se jhooth bolte hai..!!
Kabhi chhoti si chot kitna rulati
thi,
Aaj dil toot jata hai phir bi sambhal
jaate hai..!!
Pehle dost bas saath khelne tak
yaad rehte the,
Aaj kuch dost jaan se zyada pyare
lagte hai..!!
Ek din tension ka meaning maa se
puchna padta tha,
Or aaj tension soulmate lagta
hai..!!
Ek din tha jab pal mein ladna, pal
mein manana to roz ka kam tha,
Aaj ek baar jo juda hue toh rishte
tak kho jate hai..!!
Sachi, zindagi ne bahut kuch sikha
diya..!!
Na jaane rabb ne humko itna jaldi
bada kyun bana Diya.....!
Ek tooti PREM kahani
Fark sirf itna sa hai
Uski barat gayi,
Iski mayat uthi.
Phool us par bhi the,
Phool is par bhi the.
Mehfil waha bhi thi,
Log yaha bhi the.
Wo doli pe thi,
Yeh janaze pe tha.
Unka hasna waha,
Inka rona yaha.
Saheliya uski bhi thi,
Dost iske bhi the.
Qazi udhar bhi the,
Molvi Idar bhi the.
Wo saj k gayi,
Ise sajaya gaya.
Wo uth k gayi,
Ise uthaya gaya.
Fark sirf itna sa hai,
USE APNAYA GAYA AUR ISE DAFNAYA GAYA
Pappu:" Raat ko hostle mein Light
jane ke
baad candle leke toilet ja raha tha
bechara..
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.
.
.
. Koi kambakhat phoonk maar kar
keh gaya..!!
Happy Birthday To You...
Happy Birthday To You...
Batao yaar Emergency ke waqt bhi
mazak..!!! .
.
Dost Saale...
Chhoti si love story..!!
Ek dada aur dadi ne
Apni jawani ke dino ko fir se yaad kar ke manane ka socha,
Un hone faisla kiya ke hum phir darya kinare milenge
Dada subha jaldi uth kar tayyar ho ke
gulab le kar phoche par dadi nahi aayi..
Dada gusse me ghar pahoch,
tum aayi nahi, main intzar karta raha thmara
Dadi ne sharma kar kaha
maa ne jane nahi diya..!!
Ek Din Unse Hum Bahut Door Chale Jayenge,
Satayengi Hamari Yadein Har Taraf Unhe
Or Wo Pareshan Ho Jayenge,
Charon Taraf Dekhenege Par Hum Na
Nazar Aayenge,
Jab Satayengi Hamari Yadein
Wo Hamse Milne Ko Betab Ho Jayenge
Wadiyon Se Poochenge Hamara Pata
Par Hum Kaha Unhe Mil Payenge,
Yaad Ayengi Unko Hamari Wafaein
Unki Aankhon Me Aansu Aa Jayenge,
Dhoondenge Wo Ek Pyar Bhare Ehsaas
Ko Samundar Rahe Bhale Hi Wo Pyase Reh Jayenge,
Ek Din Ham Unse Bahut Door Chale Jayenge
Kasamkhan
Main Hi Wafa Nibha Na Saka,
Tujhe Chaha Mgr Bata Na Saka,
Teri Judai Me Subho Sham Roye Bahut,
Haan Mgr Tere Samne Anshu Baha Na Saka,
Tujhe Chaha Maine Saari Duniya Se Jyada
Haan Mgr Teri Dehliz Pe Sar jhuka Na Saka,
Upar Wale Ne Likh Di Thi Judai
Judai ki Lakir Haath Se Mita Na Saka,
Tere Baad Bahut Aayi Khushiyan
Mgr Kisi Bhi Khushi Par Muskura Na Saka,
Ek Hi Baat Rulati Hai Subho Sham
Jisko Chaha Usko Pa Na Saka...
Tumhare rah badalne ki baat kis se karoon?
Main apne khuwab bikharne ki baat kis se karoon?
Abhi wo jaane-e-ghazal door hay nighahon se
Abhi main jaan se guzarne ki baat kis se karoon?
Abhi tau hijr ki tarikiyan hain dono taraf
Abhi main chaand nikalne ki baat kis se karoon?
Abhi tau ghamon se nidhaal hain sabhi
Abhi main tere bicharne ki baat kis se karoon?
Meri judai k gham koi bhi nahi sunta
Tumhare baad sulaghne ki baat kis se karoon?
BY-OR DHANDHAL
एक बेटी ने जिद पकड़ ली "पापा मुझे साइकिल चाहिये ! .. .. पापा ने कहा अगले महीने दिवाली पर जरुर साईकल लाउंगा ! प्रॉमिस ! . . एक महीने बाद... पापा , मुझे साइकिल चाहिये , आपने प्रॉमिस किया था ... ! . . वह चुप रहा ... शाम को दफ्तर से लौटा बेटी तितली की तरह खुश हुई व़ाह ! थॅंक्स पापा , मेरी साइकिल के लिये अगले दिन.... पापा ! आपकी उंगली की सोने की अंगूठी कहाँ गई .? . . बेटा ! सच बोलूँगा ... कल ही बेच दी तुम्हारी साइकिल के लिये .....! . . बेटी रोते हुए , पापा, ! पैसों की इतनी दिक्कत थी तो मत लाते ..... . . नहीं खरीदता तो मेरी प्रॉमिस टूटती तुम्हे फिर मेरे किसी वादे पे विश्वास नहीं होता . तुम यही समझती कि "प्रॉमिस तोड़ने के लिये किये जाते है !" . . मेरी अंगूठी दूसरी आ जायेगी मगर "टूटा हुवा विश्वास छूटा हुवा बचपन दोबारा नहीं लौटेंगे !" जाओ ! साइकल चलाओ !.... । अपने से ज्यादा अपनी बेटी की ख़ुशी चाहने वाले पिता के लिये।
teri is duniya me yeh manzar kiyon hai...kahi jakham to kahi peeth me khanzar kiyon hai.,suna hai ki to har jarre me rahta hai...phir jameen par kahi masjid to kahi mandir kiyon hai...jab rahne waale is duniya ke hi hain tere bande....to phir koi kisi ka dosht aur koi kisi ka dushman kiyon hai,. to hi likhta hai sabki takdeere.....to phir koi badnasib aur ko mukaddar ka sikandar kiyon hai.. like to banta hai na boss..?
Who. said Alcohol is harmful ???
- 2 Rounds Of Brandy 30 Minutes Before Meal, Helps Digestion. - 1 Glass Of Beer After Waking Up, Helps Activate Internal Organs. - 1 Round Of Scotch Whiskey Before Sleep, Avoids Heart Attacks. - 1 Glass Of Wine Before Bath, Reduces Blood Pressure. - 2 Pegs Of Vodka Before Every Meeting, Helps Quick Decisions. Pass It To All You Care. Kindness Costs Nothing..!!! CHEERS..!!!*bee r*
Ghar ki bani desi ghee ki mithai or
Parathe lekar
Ma-Baap college me padh rahe
Bete se milne gaye..
Unhe saade kapdo me dekh k 1
Ladki ne pucha
"Who r they.?"
Ladke ne kaha
"They r d servants from my village"
Ma-Baap ki aankho me khushi k aansu aa gaye..
Humara beta aab angreji bolne laga he.
A girl loves her boy very much & asked him to marry her:
Boy: No sorry, Im marrying someone else..
Girl: Oh, I wish u very best of luck and stay happy,
I will move on.
Boy: No pls be my friend,
I need u..
Girl: That’s the problem u need me,
but u don’t want me..
Im sorry i cant be ur friend anymore.
Story of M.A.T.H.S ...
Aaj se 300 saal pehle MATH bohot
masoom aur pyara tha.
Ek din kuch badmash students ne
MATHko
bohot mara yahan tak ki Math ki
aakhri Sans thi marte marte sab
students ko badua de gyi.
Aur Ye keh ker is dunia se chala gya k
mein to ja raha hoon lekin MATHS
M = Meri
A = Aatma
T = Tumhe
H = Hamesha
S = Satayegi
Aaj bhi math ki aatma bhatak rahi hai
aur saare students ko sata rahi hai aur
hamesha satati rahegi
MAA : Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to
tum kya karo ge?
Beta : Maa tumhain sheher
lejaon ga wahan ilaaj
kerwaon ga MAA : Ager phir bhi theek
nahui tou?... ...
Beta : Maa main paisay kharch
kerun ga tumhain
Bahir mulk le ja ker IlaaG
karwaon ga Maa has padi :)
Beta : Acha Maa ager meri
Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi?
MAA : Mere LaaL main tujhe
apni ankhain de dungi .. No One is
better than Mother
Plz take care of your MOthers
Love yOu MAA ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
EK Baar Insan Ne Koyal Se,
Kaha Tu Kali Na Hoti To Kitni
Achhi Dikhti, Sagar Se Kaha
Tera Pani Khara Na Hota
To Kitna Achha Hota, Gulab Se
Kaha Tujme Kante Na Hote
Tho Kitna Achha Hota, Tab
Teeno 1 Sath Bole Ke Hai,
Insan Tujh Me Dusro Ki “Kamiya”
Dekhne Ki Adat Na Hoti To Tu
Kitna Achha Hota.
rue love ki 8 nishaniya
1: aap unke sms baar baar padhte hai
2: aap unke samne aane se hichkichate hai
3: jab bhi aap unke baare me sochte ho to
aapka dil or tezz dhadkta hai
4: aap muskurate hai jab aapunki aawaz
sunte hai
6: aap unke liye kuch b kar sakte hai
7: ye post padhte waqt aapke dimag mai
unka hi khayal hai
8: Aur aap unko sochne mai itna kho gaye ho
ki aapko ye b nahi pata ki POINT NO. 5
missing hai
so u r in love