Pappu:" Raat ko hostle mein Light
jane ke
baad candle leke toilet ja raha tha
bechara..
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. Koi kambakhat phoonk maar kar
keh gaya..!!
Happy Birthday To You...
Happy Birthday To You...
Batao yaar Emergency ke waqt bhi
mazak..!!! .
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Dost Saale...
Movies Titles Related To Engg
Students:
Exams – Socha Na Tha
Classes – Kabhi Kabhi
Question Papers – Na Tum Jano
Na Hum
Copying – Yaarana
Maths 2 – Asambhav
Maths 1 – Mission Impossible
Environmental Sciences – Pyaar
Mein Kabhi Kabhi
1st Semester – Kuch To Hai
2nd semester – Ye Kya Ho
Raha Hai
Distinction – Kal Ho Na Ho
1st Class – Raju Ban Gaya
Gentleman
2nd Class – Dil Mange More Fail – Phir Milenge..
Waris ali
Khaali Kaaghaz Pe Hurf Sajaaya Karta Tha
Tanhaai Main Sheher Basaaya Karta Tha
Kaisa Paagal Shakhs Tha Saari Saari Raat
Deewaaron Ko Dard Sunaaya Karta Tha
Ro Deta Tha Aap Hi Apni Baaton Par
Aur Phir Khud Ko Aap Hansaaya Karta Tha
Jalnay Lagti Lahoo Main Judaai Tou Ro Daita
Tanhaaion Ki Khaak Uraaya Karta Tha
Chehray Say Tera Rog Chupaata Tou Hans Daita
Aankhon Main Teri Yaad Manaaya Karta Tha..
Wo koi aur nai mai tha
aur meri prem pratigya jo dur ho gai mere se
Bachapan ka zamana hota tha,
khushion ka khajana hota tha,
chahat chand ko pakadne ki hoti thi.
Dil titli ka dewana hota tha,
thak har ke school se aana par khelne bhi jana hota tha,
papa ki dant galti par
mummy ka manana hota tha.
dadi ki kahani hoti thi
parion ka fasana hota tha,
rone ki wajah na hoti thi,
na hasane ka bahana hota tha.
Har khel me sathi hote the ,
Har mausam suhana hota tha.
AB NAHI RAHI WOH JINDAGI ,
AISA BACHAPAN KA ZAMANA HOTA THA.
Swee2
*जलाराम एक बहुत बड़े दानवीर थे। उनकी ये एक खास बात थी कि जब वो दान देने के लिए हाथ आगे बढ़ाते तो अपनी नज़रें नीचे झुका लेते थे।*
*ये बात सभी को अजीब लगती थी कि ये जलाराम कैसे दानवीर हैं। ये दान भी देते हैं और इन्हें शर्म भी आती है।*
*ये बात जब कबीर जी तक पहुँची तो उन्होंने जलाराम को चार पंक्तियाँ लिख भेजीं जिसमें लिखा था* -
*ऐसी देनी देन जु* *कित सीखे हो सेन।* *ज्यों ज्यों कर ऊँचौ करौ* *त्यों त्यों नीचे नैन।।*
*इसका मतलब था कि जलाराम तुम ऐसा दान देना कहाँ से सीखे हो? जैसे जैसे तुम्हारे हाथ ऊपर उठते हैं वैसे वैसे तुम्हारी नज़रें तुम्हारे नैन नीचे क्यूँ झुक जाते हैं?*
*जलाराम ने इसके बदले में जो जवाब दिया वो जवाब इतना गजब का था कि जिसने भी सुना वो जलाराम का कायल हो गया।* *इतना प्यारा जवाब आज तक किसी ने किसी को नहीं दिया।*
*जलाराम ने जवाब में लिखा* -
*देनहार कोई और है* *भेजत जो दिन रैन।* *लोग भरम हम पर करैं* *तासौं नीचे नैन।।*
*मतलब, देने वाला तो कोई और है वो मालिक है वो परमात्मा है वो दिन रात भेज रहा है। परन्तु लोग ये समझते हैं कि मैं दे रहा हूँ जलाराम दे रहा है। ये सोच कर मुझे शर्म आ जाती है और मेरी आँखें नीचे झुक जाती हैं।*:pray::pray:
7 such Dunia ke!
1.Apki Ankhe apke sharir ka wo hiss hain jinhe aap sabun se nhi dho sakte
2.Aap apne Baal nhi gin sakte
3.Apki Zuban apke saare danto ko nhi chu sakti
4.Sirf bewkuf Log hi pt.3 ko try karenge
5.Aap muskura rhe ho kyuki apki Zuban apke danto ko chu sakti he
6.Aap hans rhe ho kyuki aap bewkuf bn chuke ho
7.Aap ise aage send karoge kyuki Aap maza lena chahte ho dusro ko bewkuf banakar...
agar Apne like nhi kiya to aap...
EK Baar Insan Ne Koyal Se,
Kaha Tu Kali Na Hoti To Kitni
Achhi Dikhti, Sagar Se Kaha
Tera Pani Khara Na Hota
To Kitna Achha Hota, Gulab Se
Kaha Tujme Kante Na Hote
Tho Kitna Achha Hota, Tab
Teeno 1 Sath Bole Ke Hai,
Insan Tujh Me Dusro Ki “Kamiya”
Dekhne Ki Adat Na Hoti To Tu
Kitna Achha Hota.
teri is duniya me yeh manzar kiyon hai...kahi jakham to kahi peeth me khanzar kiyon hai.,suna hai ki to har jarre me rahta hai...phir jameen par kahi masjid to kahi mandir kiyon hai...jab rahne waale is duniya ke hi hain tere bande....to phir koi kisi ka dosht aur koi kisi ka dushman kiyon hai,. to hi likhta hai sabki takdeere.....to phir koi badnasib aur ko mukaddar ka sikandar kiyon hai.. like to banta hai na boss..?
Humari B Thi Ek Kahani
Humari B Thi Ek Hasti
Purani
Kandhe Pe Tha 2sto Ka Hath
Sara Jag Jeet Lete Esa Tha Yaro Ka Sath
Sath Baithkar Krte The
Masti
Jb Samosa Tha 2Rupe Or Chai Thi Sasti
2sto Ke Liye Kiya Bachpan Kurban
Aaj Wo Bn Baithe Is Dhdkn Ki Jaan
Choti se Choti Bato Ko Dil Se Lagaya
Fir B Kamino Ne Jate2 Khub Hansaya
Pathai Ka To Sirf Ek Bahana Tha
School M To 2sto Se Milne Jana Tha
Marne Se Phle 2sto Ek Wada Nibhana
Mri Kbr Pr AkR Khna
"YAAR"UTH KL MOVI DEKHNE TIME PR ANA!
SAD STORY...
LADKA aur LADKI car me khamosi
se
ja rahe the....
LADKA 1 Letter LADKI
ko deta hai LADKI Letter Padhne
se
pehle hi LADKE ko kheti hai
ki,Mujhe
aab tum se pyar nahi hai,Mai
tumhe chhod
rahi hu.
Achanak ek tez raftar wali car
unki
car se takra gai LADKA usi waqt
mar gaya,
LADKKI bach gayi phir LADKI ne
wo Letter khola
to uske ANKHON se ANSU gir pade.
US Letter me likha
tha "JIS DIN TUM MUJHE CHHOD
DOGI USI WAQT HI
MAI MAR JAUONGA"
16-25 Year ki ladki Football ki tarah
hoti hai
"1 ke pichhe 22 log"
.
26-35 Year ki ladki Cricket ball ki tarah
hoti
hai
"1 ke hath aati hai baaki sab taali
bajate
hain"
.
36-45 Year ki ladki Tenniss ball ki
tarah hoti
hai
"1 kahta hai tu rakh, dusra kahta hai tu
rakh"
.
45 Year ke baad Golf baal ki tarah hoti
hai
"Jitni door jaaye utna achha lagta
hai...
Agree.. ???
Chhoti si love story..!!
Ek dada aur dadi ne
Apni jawani ke dino ko fir se yaad kar ke manane ka socha,
Un hone faisla kiya ke hum phir darya kinare milenge
Dada subha jaldi uth kar tayyar ho ke
gulab le kar phoche par dadi nahi aayi..
Dada gusse me ghar pahoch,
tum aayi nahi, main intzar karta raha thmara
Dadi ne sharma kar kaha
maa ne jane nahi diya..!!
Main Hi Wafa Nibha Na Saka,
Tujhe Chaha Mgr Bata Na Saka,
Teri Judai Me Subho Sham Roye Bahut,
Haan Mgr Tere Samne Anshu Baha Na Saka,
Tujhe Chaha Maine Saari Duniya Se Jyada
Haan Mgr Teri Dehliz Pe Sar jhuka Na Saka,
Upar Wale Ne Likh Di Thi Judai
Judai ki Lakir Haath Se Mita Na Saka,
Tere Baad Bahut Aayi Khushiyan
Mgr Kisi Bhi Khushi Par Muskura Na Saka,
Ek Hi Baat Rulati Hai Subho Sham
Jisko Chaha Usko Pa Na Saka...
Heart Touching....!
Kabhi pehli baar school jaane mein
darr lagta tha,
Aaj har rasta khud hi chunte hai..!!
Kabhi mummy-papa ki har baat
sacchi lagti thi,
Aaj unhi se jhooth bolte hai..!!
Kabhi chhoti si chot kitna rulati
thi,
Aaj dil toot jata hai phir bi sambhal
jaate hai..!!
Pehle dost bas saath khelne tak
yaad rehte the,
Aaj kuch dost jaan se zyada pyare
lagte hai..!!
Ek din tension ka meaning maa se
puchna padta tha,
Or aaj tension soulmate lagta
hai..!!
Ek din tha jab pal mein ladna, pal
mein manana to roz ka kam tha,
Aaj ek baar jo juda hue toh rishte
tak kho jate hai..!!
Sachi, zindagi ne bahut kuch sikha
diya..!!
Na jaane rabb ne humko itna jaldi
bada kyun bana Diya.....!
Hamara bhi tha koi chahne wala. Sanso me apni hame basane wala. Banana chahte the zindagi bhar ke liye unhe apna. Par khuda ko manjur na tha hamara ye sapna.
Maa: Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge? Beta: Maa tumhain sheher le jaon
ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga. Maa: Ager phir bhi theek na hui tou? Beta: Maa main paisay kharch kerun ga
tumhain Bahir mulk le ja ker Ilaaz karwaon ga.. Maa hass padi..!! Beta: Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi? Maa: Mere Lal, main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi..
No One is better than Mother!!
By: "V@ruN"
“Last Call”
Kal hamesha ki tarah us nay kaha yeh phone per
mai bahut masroof hoon mujhko bahut say kaam hain
is liye tum ao milnay, mai tu asakti nahin
har riwayat tor kar is bar mainay kah diya
tum jo ho masroof tu mai bhi bahut masroof hoon
tum jo ho mashhoor tu mai bhi bahut maroof hoon
tum agar gamgin ho mai bhi bahut ranjore hoon
tum thakan say choor ho tu mai bhi thakan say choor hoon
jaan-e-man hai wakt mera bhi bahut hi keemti
Ek Ladki apne BF k sath Ghoom
Rahi thi.. .
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.
Itne me us ka
husband aa gaya aur uske BF Ko
pitne
... ... laga..
Ladki- Maar saale Ko
Apni biwi ghumaata nahi h,
Aur dusro
ki biwi gumaane le aata hai...
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(itne me BF josh me
husband ko marne laga)
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Ladki - Maar saale Ko, na khud
ghumaane le jata hai,
na kisi aur ko ghumaane deta
hai...
By-rahul mahato
Tumhare rah badalne ki baat kis se karoon?
Main apne khuwab bikharne ki baat kis se karoon?
Abhi wo jaane-e-ghazal door hay nighahon se
Abhi main jaan se guzarne ki baat kis se karoon?
Abhi tau hijr ki tarikiyan hain dono taraf
Abhi main chaand nikalne ki baat kis se karoon?
Abhi tau ghamon se nidhaal hain sabhi
Abhi main tere bicharne ki baat kis se karoon?
Meri judai k gham koi bhi nahi sunta
Tumhare baad sulaghne ki baat kis se karoon?
BY-OR DHANDHAL