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  • Shaitano ki basti (facebook) Bachpan Ke Din… . . Pappu Mummy Se Bolta Hai, :- . Mummy 10 Rs. Chahiye Bahar Ek Garib Ko Dene Hai… . . Mummy :- Kahan Hai Garib? . . Pappu :- Bechara Bahar Kadi Dhoop Mein Icecream Bech Raha Hai :-D:-D . Aqib
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  • After Exam: 1st Benchers : Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai, ...2nd Benchers : Arey yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya, 3rd Benchers : Pass ho jaunga bas itna pata hai 4th Benchers : Waat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu, Last benchers : "Abe Paper ko maar goli, Madam kya maal thi, Samajh hi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu ya madam ko":P =D:D :P Djsumit
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  • Ek tooti PREM kahani Fark sirf itna sa hai Uski barat gayi, Iski mayat uthi. Phool us par bhi the, Phool is par bhi the. Mehfil waha bhi thi, Log yaha bhi the. Wo doli pe thi, Yeh janaze pe tha. Unka hasna waha, Inka rona yaha. Saheliya uski bhi thi, Dost iske bhi the. Qazi udhar bhi the, Molvi Idar bhi the. Wo saj k gayi, Ise sajaya gaya. Wo uth k gayi, Ise uthaya gaya. Fark sirf itna sa hai, USE APNAYA GAYA AUR ISE DAFNAYA GAYA
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  • Gandhi Ji Ki Ek Rishtedar Aurat Ke Bete Par Qatal Ka Ilzam Laga. Aurat Ne Gandhi Ji Se Request Ki Ke Mere Begunah Bete Ko Bacha Lo. Gandhi Ji Ne Muqadma Lada Aur Ladke Ko Bacha Liya Aurat Badi Khush Hui, Par Usne Ek Sawal Kiya. Aurat: “Aaj To Aap Hain Jo Bacha Liya, Kal Jab Aap Nahi Honge To Hum Bekasoor Logo Ko Kon Bachayega?” Gandhi Ji Ne Muskurate Hue Bahut Hi Khubsoorat Jawab Diya “Note Pe Lagi Meri Photo“
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  • True love subah uth ke ankhe kholne se pehle kisi ka chehra dekhne ki ichha ho vo pyar hai, mandir me darshan krte waqt kisi k pas khade hone ka ehsas ho vo pyar hai, pure din ki thakan jiske sath bethne ki kalpna se hi dur ho jaye vo pyar hai, sir kisi ki god me rakh k lage ki man halka ho gya vo pyar hai, lakh koshish kar k bhi jise nafrat na kr sake,bhul na sake vo pyar hai, or ye padhte waqt jiska chehra nazar k samne aaye to hi aapka pyar hai. Like swee2
  • 9 years ago



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  • Movies Titles Related To Engg Students: Exams – Socha Na Tha Classes – Kabhi Kabhi Question Papers – Na Tum Jano Na Hum Copying – Yaarana Maths 2 – Asambhav Maths 1 – Mission Impossible Environmental Sciences – Pyaar Mein Kabhi Kabhi 1st Semester – Kuch To Hai 2nd semester – Ye Kya Ho Raha Hai Distinction – Kal Ho Na Ho 1st Class – Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman 2nd Class – Dil Mange More Fail – Phir Milenge.. Waris ali
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  • 16-25 Year ki ladki Football ki tarah hoti hai "1 ke pichhe 22 log" . 26-35 Year ki ladki Cricket ball ki tarah hoti hai "1 ke hath aati hai baaki sab taali bajate hain" . 36-45 Year ki ladki Tenniss ball ki tarah hoti hai "1 kahta hai tu rakh, dusra kahta hai tu rakh" . 45 Year ke baad Golf baal ki tarah hoti hai "Jitni door jaaye utna achha lagta hai... Agree.. ???
  • 9 years ago



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  • SAD STORY LADKA aur LADKI car me khamosi se ja rahe the LADKA 1 Letter LADKI ko deta hai LADKI Letter Padhne se pehle hi LADKE ko kheti hai ki,Mujhe aab tum se pyar nahi hai,Mai tumhe chhod rahi hu.Achanak ek tez raftar wali car unki car se takra gai LADKA usi waqt mar gaya, LADKKI bach gayi phir LADKI ne wo Letter khola to uske ANKHON se ANSU gir pade.US Letter me likha tha "JIS DIN TUM MUJHE CHHOD DOGI USI WAQT HI MAI MAR JAUONGA" PLEASE LIKE THIS ¤SHARIQUE¤
  • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Din Unse Hum Bahut Door Chale Jayenge, Satayengi Hamari Yadein Har Taraf Unhe Or Wo Pareshan Ho Jayenge, Charon Taraf Dekhenege Par Hum Na Nazar Aayenge, Jab Satayengi Hamari Yadein Wo Hamse Milne Ko Betab Ho Jayenge Wadiyon Se Poochenge Hamara Pata Par Hum Kaha Unhe Mil Payenge, Yaad Ayengi Unko Hamari Wafaein Unki Aankhon Me Aansu Aa Jayenge, Dhoondenge Wo Ek Pyar Bhare Ehsaas Ko Samundar Rahe Bhale Hi Wo Pyase Reh Jayenge, Ek Din Ham Unse Bahut Door Chale Jayenge Kasamkhan
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  • Ladka dost se : yaar maine apni Girl Friend ko Uski birthday pe apni behan ki new diamond ring chori ker k gift de di, Dost (Thappad maar kar) : kaminey Itni mehngi kharidi thi maine Ladka: saale marta kyun hai tere ghar hi to wapis gayi hai Ooh shit....
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  • Pappu hospital me 1 nurse se "I LOVE YOU" Tumne mera dil chura liya, Nurse (sharmakar):" Chal jhuthe . . dil ko to Haath bhi nahi lagaya.. . . . . . Hamne to "KIDNEY" churai hai.. Rahul mahato
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  • 7 such Dunia ke! 1.Apki Ankhe apke sharir ka wo hiss hain jinhe aap sabun se nhi dho sakte 2.Aap apne Baal nhi gin sakte 3.Apki Zuban apke saare danto ko nhi chu sakti 4.Sirf bewkuf Log hi pt.3 ko try karenge 5.Aap muskura rhe ho kyuki apki Zuban apke danto ko chu sakti he 6.Aap hans rhe ho kyuki aap bewkuf bn chuke ho 7.Aap ise aage send karoge kyuki Aap maza lena chahte ho dusro ko bewkuf banakar... agar Apne like nhi kiya to aap...
  • 9 years ago



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  • Story of M.A.T.H.S ... Aaj se 300 saal pehle MATH bohot masoom aur pyara tha. Ek din kuch badmash students ne MATHko bohot mara yahan tak ki Math ki aakhri Sans thi marte marte sab students ko badua de gyi. Aur Ye keh ker is dunia se chala gya k mein to ja raha hoon lekin MATHS M = Meri A = Aatma T = Tumhe H = Hamesha S = Satayegi Aaj bhi math ki aatma bhatak rahi hai aur saare students ko sata rahi hai aur hamesha satati rahegi
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  • Pappu:" Raat ko hostle mein Light jane ke baad candle leke toilet ja raha tha bechara.. . . . . . . . . Koi kambakhat phoonk maar kar keh gaya..!! Happy Birthday To You... Happy Birthday To You... Batao yaar Emergency ke waqt bhi mazak..!!! . . Dost Saale...
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  • ..Must read.. Pappu ki master se hui ladai . . . . Master ne ki Pappu ki dhulai . . . . Pappu ka garam hua khoon . . . . Gaya kabristan ar kabar pe master ke photo tang k likh diya . . . . COMING SOON by rahul mahato
  • 9 years ago



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  • rue love ki 8 nishaniya 1: aap unke sms baar baar padhte hai 2: aap unke samne aane se hichkichate hai 3: jab bhi aap unke baare me sochte ho to aapka dil or tezz dhadkta hai 4: aap muskurate hai jab aapunki aawaz sunte hai 6: aap unke liye kuch b kar sakte hai 7: ye post padhte waqt aapke dimag mai unka hi khayal hai 8: Aur aap unko sochne mai itna kho gaye ho ki aapko ye b nahi pata ki POINT NO. 5 missing hai so u r in love
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  • A girl loves her boy very much & asked him to marry her: Boy: No sorry, Im marrying someone else.. Girl: Oh, I wish u very best of luck and stay happy, I will move on. Boy: No pls be my friend, I need u.. Girl: That’s the problem u need me, but u don’t want me.. Im sorry i cant be ur friend anymore.
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  • Tumhare rah badalne ki baat kis se karoon? Main apne khuwab bikharne ki baat kis se karoon? Abhi wo jaane-e-ghazal door hay nighahon se Abhi main jaan se guzarne ki baat kis se karoon? Abhi tau hijr ki tarikiyan hain dono taraf Abhi main chaand nikalne ki baat kis se karoon? Abhi tau ghamon se nidhaal hain sabhi Abhi main tere bicharne ki baat kis se karoon? Meri judai k gham koi bhi nahi sunta Tumhare baad sulaghne ki baat kis se karoon? BY-OR DHANDHAL
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  • Bachapan ka zamana hota tha, khushion ka khajana hota tha, chahat chand ko pakadne ki hoti thi. Dil titli ka dewana hota tha, thak har ke school se aana par khelne bhi jana hota tha, papa ki dant galti par mummy ka manana hota tha. dadi ki kahani hoti thi parion ka fasana hota tha, rone ki wajah na hoti thi, na hasane ka bahana hota tha. Har khel me sathi hote the , Har mausam suhana hota tha. AB NAHI RAHI WOH JINDAGI , AISA BACHAPAN KA ZAMANA HOTA THA. Swee2
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  • Chhoti si love story..!! Ek dada aur dadi ne Apni jawani ke dino ko fir se yaad kar ke manane ka socha, Un hone faisla kiya ke hum phir darya kinare milenge Dada subha jaldi uth kar tayyar ho ke gulab le kar phoche par dadi nahi aayi.. Dada gusse me ghar pahoch, tum aayi nahi, main intzar karta raha thmara Dadi ne sharma kar kaha maa ne jane nahi diya..!!
  • 9 years ago



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