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You cannot learn to skate without making yourself ridiculous - the ice of life is slippery.

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What's the use of money if you have to earn it.

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We are the masters at the moment, and not only at the moment, but for a very long time to come.

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Instead of Otello being an Italian opera written in the style of Shakespeare, Othello is a play written by Shakespeare in the style of Italian opera.

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The harder I work the more I live.

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God is on the side of the big battalions.

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I myself have been particularly careful never to say a civil word to the United States. I have scoffed at their inhabitants as a nation of villagers. I have defined the 100 % American as 99 % an idiot. And they adore me.

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Imagination is the beginning of creation.

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God help England if she had no Scots to think for her.

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A dinner! How horrible! I am to be made the pretext for killing all those wretched animals and birds, and fish! Thank you for nothing. Now if it were to be a fast instead of a feast; say a solemn three days' abstention from corpses in my honour, I could at least pretend to believe that it was disinterested. Blood sacrifices are not in my line

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What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.

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Our first duty, to which every other consideration should be sacrificed, is not to be poor.

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The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

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I'm sick of all the reasonable people: they see all the reasons for doing nothing

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The wheels are turning, but the hamsters are all dead. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it.

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If the lesser mind could measure the greater as a foot-rule can measure a pyramid, there would be finality in universal suffrage. As it is, the political problem remains unsolved.

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A man who loses his money gains, at the least, experience, and sometimes, something better.

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I'm one of the undeserving poor: that's what I am. Think of what that means to a man. It means that he's up agen middle class morality all the time.... What is middle class morality? Just an excuse for never giving me anything.

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Few of us have vitality enough to make any of our instincts imperious.

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Truth telling is not compatible with the defence of the realm.

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