George Bernard Shaw Quotes, Husband Quotes, Angel Quotes

Geniuses are horrid, intolerant, easily offended, sleeplessly self-conscious men, who expect their wives to be angels with no further business in life than to pet and worship their husbands. Even at the best they are not comfortable men to live with; and a perfect husband is one who is perfectly comfortable to live with.

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What a man believes may be ascertained, not from his creed, but from the assumptions on which he habitually acts.

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Vegetarians claim to be immune from most diseases but they have been known to die from time to time.

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Experience fails to teach where there is no desire to learn.

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The most intolerable pain is produced by prolonging the keenest pleasure.

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Our necessities are few, but our wants are endless.

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I do not, like the Fundamentalists, believe that creation stopped six thousand years ago after a week of hard work. Creation is going on all the time.

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A critic recently described me, with deadly acuteness, as having 'a kindly dislike of my fellow-creatures.' Perhaps dread would have been nearer the mark than dislike; for man is the only animal of which I am thoroughly and cravenly afraid.

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If any religion had a chance of ruling over England, nay Europe within the next hundred years, it could be Islam.

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I occasionally swank a little because people like it; a modest man is such a nuisance.

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All great Truth first starts as Blasphemy.

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What is wrong with the prosaic Englishman is what is wrong with the prosaic men of all countries: stupidity.

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Oh, come! That boot is on the other leg. Why should you call me to account for eating decently? If I battened on the scorched corpses of animals, you might well ask me why I did that

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Telling the truth is the funniest joke in the world.

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If you can’t appreciate what you’ve got, you’d better get what you can appreciate.

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A Native American elder once described his own inner struggles in this manner: Inside of me there are two dogs. One of the dogs is mean and evil. The other dog is good. The mean dog fights the good dog all the time. When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, The one I feed the most.

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If there was twenty ways of telling the truth and only one way of telling a lie, the Government would find it out. It's in the nature of governments to tell lies.

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Besides, do any of us understand what we are doing? If we did, would we ever do it?

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The only sensible person is my tailor. He measures me anew each time he sees me.

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Cruelty must be whitewashed by a moral excuse, and pretense of reluctance.

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