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A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.

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The savage bows down to idols of wood and stone, the civilized man to idols of flesh and blood

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Life is a first draft... with NO rewrite.

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A thing that nobody believes cannot be proved too often.

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Reminiscences make one feel so deliciously aged and sad.

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An election is a moral horror, as bad as a battle except for the blood; a mud bath for every soul concerned in it.

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It is said that every people has the Government it deserves. It is more to the point that every Government has the electorate it deserves; for the orator of the front bench can edify or debauch an ignorant electorate at will.

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I appeal to the chemists to discover a humane gas that will kill instantly and painlessly. In short- a gentlemanly gas deadly by all means, but humane, not cruel.

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I have never admitted the right of an elderly author to alter the work of a young author, even when the young author happens to be his former self.

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Geniuses are horrid, intolerant, easily offended, sleeplessly self-conscious men, who expect their wives to be angels with no further business in life than to pet and worship their husbands. Even at the best they are not comfortable men to live with; and a perfect husband is one who is perfectly comfortable to live with.

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We are sick of war, we don't want to fight, And yet we gorge ourselves upon the dead.

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When a man says money can do anything, that settles it: he hasn't got any.

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Unless comedy touches me as well as amuses me, it leaves me with a sense of having wasted my evening. I go to the theatre to be moved to laughter, not to be tickled or bustled into it.

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Now that we have learned to fly the air like birds, swim under water like fish, we lack one thing - to learn to live on earth as human beings.

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I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... if you have one.

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A conquered nation is like a man with cancer: he can think of nothing else.

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You cannot have power for good without having power for evil too. Even mother's milk nourishes murderers as well as heroes.

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My father must have had some elementary education for he could read and write and keep accounts inaccurately

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To make Democracy work, you need an aristocratic democracy. To make Aristocracy work, you need a democratic aristocracy.

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There is a terrible truthfulness about photography that sometimes makes a thing look ridiculous.

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