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My main reason for adopting literature as a profession was that, as the author is never seen by his clients, he need not dress respectably.

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What is life but a series of inspired follies.

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Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one thing and you're driving at another.

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Once the divinity we worshipped made itself visible and comprehensible, we crucified it.

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We are more gullible and superstitious today than we were in the Middle Ages, and an example of modern credulity is the widespread belief that the Earth is round. The average man can advance not a single reason for thinking that the Earth is round. He merely swallows this theory because there is something about it that appeals to the twentieth century mentality.

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But whether the risks to which liberty exposes us are moral or physical our right to liberty involves the right to run them. A man who is not free to risk his neck as an aviator or his soul as a heretic is not free at all; and the right to liberty begins, not at the age of 21 years but 21 seconds.

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The American Constitution, one of the few modern political documents drawn up by men who were forced by the sternest circumstances to think out what they really had to face, instead of chopping logic in a university classroom.

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Our prejudices are so deeply rooted that we never think of them as prejudices but call them common sense.

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If pity is akin to love, gratitude is akin to the other thing.

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The best way to get your point across is to entertain.

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It is assumed that the woman must wait, motionless, until she is wooed. That is how the spider waits for the fly.

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The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

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All young women begin by believing they can change and reform the men they marry. They can't.

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Any belief worth having must survive doubt

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Spend all you have before you die, and do not outlive yourself.

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The longer I live, the more I realize that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time!

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Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.

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The truth sticks in our throats with all the sauces it is served with: it will never go down until we take it without any sauce at all.

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The open mind never acts: when we have done our utmost to arrive at a reasonable conclusion, we still must close our minds for the moment with a snap, and act dogmatically on our conclusions.

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Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.

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