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The great dramatist has something better to do than to amuse either himself or his audience. He has to interpret life.

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When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.

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You know, Tolstoy, like myself, wasn't taken in by superstitions like science and medicine.

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The conversion of Paul was no conversion at all; it was Paul who converted the religion that has raised one man above sin and death.

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Vegetarians claim to be immune from most diseases but they have been known to die from time to time.

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Make it compulsory for a doctor using a brass plate to have inscribed on it, in addition to the letters indicating his qualifications, the words 'Remember that I too am mortal'.

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Reviewing has one advantage over suicide: in suicide you take it out on yourself; in reviewing you take it out on other people.

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Never forget that if you leave your law to judges and your religion to bishops, you will presently find yourself without either law or religion.

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Nobody can live in society without conventions. The reason why sensible people are as conventional as they can bear to be is that conventionality saves so much time and thought and trouble and social friction of one sort or another that it leaves them much more leisure time for freedom than unconventionality does.

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A serious illness or a death advertises the doctor exactly as a hanging advertises the barrister who defended the person hanged.

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The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.

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Miracles, in the sense of phenomena we cannot explain, surround us on every hand: life itself is the miracle of miracles.

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I was taught when I was young that if people would only love one another, all would be well with the world. I found when I tried to put that into practice, not only were other people seldom lovable but I wasn't very lovable myself.

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He who desires a lifetime of happiness with a beautiful woman desires to enjoy the taste of wine by keeping his mouth always full of it.

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Man is the only animal which esteems itself rich in proportion to the number and voracity of its parasites.

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There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.

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The novelties of one generation are only the resuscitated fashions of the generation before last.

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Youth is just wasted on young people.

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The degree of tolerance attainable at any moment depends on the strain under which society is maintaining its cohesion.

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Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty.

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