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Whether you think Jesus was God or not, you must admit he was a first-rate political economist.

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Oh, come! That boot is on the other leg. Why should you call me to account for eating decently? If I battened on the scorched corpses of animals, you might well ask me why I did that

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We don't bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation we don't dress well and we've no manners.

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Audacious ribald: your laughter will finish in hideous boredom before morning.

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My only policy is to profess evil and do good.

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New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.

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What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.

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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.

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Justice is justice though it's always delayed and finally done only by mistake.

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I hope you have lost your good looks, for while they last any fool can adore you, and the adoration of fools is bad for the soul. No, give me a ruined complexion and a lost figure and sixteen chins on a farmyard of Crow's feet and an obvious wig. Then you shall see me coming out strong.

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Morality consists of suspecting other people of not being legally married.

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What is both surprising and delightful is that the spectators are allowed, and even expected, to join in the vocal part of the game...There is no reason why the field should not try to put the batsman off his stroke at the critical moment by neatly timed disparagements of his wife's fidelity and his mother's respectability.

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The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.

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The early Christian rules of life were not made to last, because the early Christians did not believe that the world itself was going to last.

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The notion that inspiration is something that happened thousands of years ago, and was then finished and done with. . . the theory that God retired from business at that period and has not been heard from since, is as silly as it is blasphemous.

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I knew if I waited around long enough something like this would happen.

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When you prevent me from doing anything I want to do, that is persecution; when I prevent you from doing anything you want to do, that is law, order, and morals.

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The confusing of marriage with morality has done more to destroy the conscience of the human race than any other single error.

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Marriage is to me apostasy, profanation of the sanctuary of my soul, violation of my manhood, sale of my birthright, shameful surrender, ignominious capitulation, acceptance of defeat.

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Those who talk most about the blessings of marriage and the constancy of its vows are the very people who declare that if the chain were broken and the prisoners left free to choose, the whole social fabric would fly asunder. You cannot have the argument both ways. If the prisoner is happy, why lock him in? If he is not, why pretend that he is?

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