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In a hospital they throw you out into the street before you are half cured, but in a nursing home they don't let you out till you are dead.

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Unless the law of marriage were first made human, it could never become divine.

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Absolute honesty is as absurd an abstraction as an absolute temperature or an absolute value.

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The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not.

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An index is a great leveller.

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The notion that the colonel need be a better man than the private is as confused as the notion that the keystone need be stronger than the coping stone.

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This is the true joy of life-the being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one, the being thoroughly worn out before you are thrown to the scrap-heap; the being a force of nature instead of a feverish, selfish clod of ailments and grievances.

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Most of the money given by rich people in "charity" is made up of conscience money, "ransom," political bribery, and bids for titles.... One buys moral credit by signing a cheque, which is easier than turning a prayer wheel.

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First really like is just a little bit foolishness as well as a lot of curiosity. No actually self-respecting girl would reap the benefits of it.

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My heart, my heart, be whole and free: Love is thine only enemy.

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Reviewing has one advantage over suicide: in suicide you take it out on yourself; in reviewing you take it out on other people.

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Imitation is not just the sincerest form of flattery - it's the sincerest form of learning.

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We are the living graves of murdered beasts, slaughtered to satisfy our appetites. How can we hope in this world to attain the peace we say we are so anxious for?

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We know there is intention and purpose in the universe, because there is intention and purpose in us.

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While we have prisons it matters little which of us occupy the cells.

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Orchestras only need to be sworn at, and a German is consequently at an advantage with them, as English profanity, except in America, has not gone beyond a limited technology of perdition.

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The ability to make witty observations is commonly refered to as "cynism" by people who lack it.

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Marx's Kapital is not a treatise on socialism; it is a gerrymand against the bourgeoisie. It was supposed to be written for the working class, but the working man respects the bourgeoisie and wants to be a bourgeoisie. Marx never got a hold of him for a moment. It was the revolting sons of the bourgeoisie itself, like myself, that painted the flag red. The middle and upper classes are the revolutionary element in society. The proletariat is the conservative element.

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What is wrong with priests and popes is that instead of being apostles and saints, they are nothing but empirics who say I know instead of I am learning, and pray for credulity and inertia as wise men pray for skepticism and activity.

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In the arts of peace Man is a bungler.

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