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Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.

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There is no such thing as an accident. What we call by that name is the effect of some cause which we do not see.

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If God has made us in his image, we have returned him the favor.

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The Jews have always been waiting for a Messiah, but their Messiah is for them only, not for us, a Messiah ho will give them mastery over the Christians.

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Superstition is to religion what astrology is to astronomy the mad daughter of a wise mother. These daughters have too long dominated the earth.

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A small number of choice books are sufficient.

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Music is the pathway to the heart.

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To really enjoy pleasures, you must know how to leave them.

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Prejudice is opinion without judgement.

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Every sensible man, every honorable man, must hold the Christian sect in horror." "Christianity is the most ridiculous, the most absurd and bloody religion that has ever infected the world." "Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense." "If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities.

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The happiest of all lives is a busy solitude.

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Exaggeration, the inseparable companion of greatness.

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History is filled with the sound of silken slippers going downstairs and wooden shoes coming up.

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He who thinks himself wise, O heavens! is a great fool.

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I know of no great men except those who have rendered great service to the human race.

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The Holy Roman Empire is neither Holy, nor Roman, nor an Empire.

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Dogs, monkeys, and parrots are a thousand times less miserable than we are.

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Whenever an important event, a revolution, or a calamity turns to the profit of the church, such is always signalised as the Finger of God.

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What is faith? Is it to believe that which is evident? No. It is perfectly evident to my mind that there exists a necessary, eternal, supreme, and intelligent being. This is no matter of faith, but of reason.

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Give me a few minutes to talk away my face and I can seduce the Queen of France.

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