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The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.

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A circumstance which has always appeared wonderful to me, is that such sublime discoveries should have been made by the sole assistance of a quadrant and a little arithmetic.

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The sovereign is called a tyrant who knows no laws but his caprice.

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Injustice in the end produces independence.

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Those who are absent, by its means become present; it [mail] is the consolation of life.

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But in this country it is necessary, now and then, to put one admiral to death in order to inspire the others to fight.

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I acknowledge that four thousand volumes of metaphysics will not teach us what our soul is.

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If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated.

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The human brain is a complex organ with the wonderful power of enabling man to find reasons for continuing to believe whatever it is that he wants to believe.

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Christianity is the most ridiculous, the most absurd and bloody religion that has ever infected the world.

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War is the greatest of all crimes; and yet there is no aggressor who does not color his crime with the pretext of justice.

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The Deluge: A punishment inflicted on the human race by an all-knowing God, who, through not having foreseen the wickedness of men, repented of having made them, and drowned them once for all to make them better - an act which, as we all know, was accompanied by the greatest success.

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Let all the laws be clear, uniform and precise for interpreting laws is almost always to corrupt them.

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Our character is composed of our ideas and our feelings: and, since it has been proved that we give ourselves neither feelings nor ideas, our character does not depend on us. If it did depend on us, there is nobody who would not be perfect. If one does not reflect, one thinks oneself master of everything; but when one does reflect, one realizes that one is master of nothing

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So long as the people do not care to exercise their freedom, those who wish to tyrannize will do so; for tyrants are active and ardent, and will devote themselves in the name of any number of gods, religious and otherwise, to put shackles upon sleeping men.

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Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.

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What is toleration? It is the prerogative of humanity. We are all steeped in weaknesses and errors: Let us forgive one another's follies, it is the first law of nature.

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He who seeks truth should be of no country.

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Slavery is also as ancient as war, and war as human nature.

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It is an infantile superstition of the human spirit that virginity would be thought a virtue and not the barrier that separates ignorance from knowledge.

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