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Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

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New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.

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The men that women marry, And why they marry them, will always be A marvel and a mystery to the world.

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You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her. Never underestimate the power of love. The way to love anything is to realize it may be lost. The heart has its reasons that reason does not know at all. Music is love in search of a word. There is pleasure in the pathless woods; there is a rapture on the lonely shore; There is society, where none intrudes, by the deep sea, and music in its roar.

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Who wooed in haste, and means to wed at leisure.

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I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.

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Marriage must fight constantly against a monster which devours everything: routine.

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It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can.

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With mirth in funeral and with dirge in marriage.

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Like fingerprints, all marriages are different.

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A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.

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It is obvious that all sense has gone out of modern marriage; which is, however, no objection to marriage but to modernity.

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You can forgive people who do not follow you through a philosophical disquisition; but to find your wife laughing when you had tears in your eyes, or staring when you were in a fit of laughter, would go some way towards a dissolution of the marriage.

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If love exists between two persons, it is blessed. If love does not exist between two persons, then all your laws put together cannot bridge them. Then they exist separate, then they exist apart, then they exist in conflict, then they exist always in war. And they create all kinds of trouble for each other. They are nasty to each other, nagging to each other, possessive of each other, violent, oppressive, dominating, dictatorial.

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How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.

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To speak frankly, I am not in favour of long engagements. They give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which I think is never advisable.

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The more I wonder, the more I love.

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To have one's mother-in-law in the country when one lives in Paris, and vice versa, is one of those strokes of luck that one encounters only too rarely.

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I will be master of what is mine own: She is my goods, my chattels; she is my house, My household stuff, my field, my barn, My horse, my ox, my ass, my any thing.

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I would rather have young people settle on a small income at once, and have to struggle with a few difficulties together, than be involved in a long engagement.

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