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I've taken my fun where I've found it, An' now I must pay for my fun, For the more you 'ave known o' the others The less will you settle to one.

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Unless the law of marriage were first made human, it could never become divine.

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Husband, when you tell your wife to go for counseling alone (because you think going to see a counselor is a sign you have failed) is like having a car you love overheat and deciding it's not manly to take it to the mechanic. You can keep on driving it but eventually you will ruin the engine.

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The woman who is about to deceive her husband always carefully thinks out how she is going to act, but she is never logical.

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Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.

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Marriage must fight constantly against a monster which devours everything: routine.

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We love the things we love for what they are.

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Lord, I could not endure a husband with a beard on his face! I had rather lie in the woolen.

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To speak frankly, I am not in favour of long engagements. They give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which I think is never advisable.

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Hasty marriage seldom proveth well.

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The chief cause of unhappiness in married life is that people think that marriage is sex attraction, which takes the form of promises and hopes and happiness - a view supported by public opinion and by literature. But marriage cannot cause happiness. Instead, it is always torture, which man has to pay for satisfying his sex urge.

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I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.

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There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.

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That's how it will be, except that in reality, both today and later, one will stand there with a palpable body and a real head, a real forehead, that is, for smiting on with one's hand.

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In our monogamous part of the world, to marry means to halve one's rights and double one's duties.

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A contract of eternal bond of love, Confirm'd by mutual joinder of your hands, Arrested by the holy close of lips, Strength'ned by the interchangement of your rings, And all the ceremony of this compact Seal'd in my function, by my testimony.

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Love can be angry... with a kind of anger in which there is no gall, like the dove's and not the ravens.

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Since I do purpose to marry, I will think nothing to any purpose that the world can say against it; and therefore never floutat me for what I have said against it; for man is a giddy thing, and this is my conclusion.

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What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are but how you deal with incompatibility.

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Come, let's be a comfortable couple and take care of each other! How glad we shall be, that we have somebody we are fond of always, to talk to and sit with.

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