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Young men want to be faithful, and are not. Old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

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When people tell me they've learned from experience, I tell them the trick is to learn from other people's experience.

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It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can.

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[The Lord] has indicated that the greatest work we parents can do is performed in our homes, and our homes can be heaven, particularly when our marriages are sealed in the house of God.

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A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.

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They do not love that do not show their love.

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The ideal that marriage aims at is that of spiritual union through the physical. The human love that it incarnates is intended to serve as a stepping stone to diving or universal love.

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If thou wouldst marry wisely, marry thine equal.

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When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.

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Marriage -- yes, it is the supreme felicity of life. I concede it. And it is also the supreme tragedy of life. The deeper the love the surer the tragedy. And the more disconsolating when it comes.

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The chief cause of unhappiness in married life is that people think that marriage is sex attraction, which takes the form of promises and hopes and happiness - a view supported by public opinion and by literature. But marriage cannot cause happiness. Instead, it is always torture, which man has to pay for satisfying his sex urge.

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Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, "What will you have, sir?" And I said, "A glass of hemlock."

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As Unto the bow the the cord is , So unto the man is woman; Though she bends him, she obeys him, Though she draws him , yet she follows: Useless each without the other.

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A contract for better for worse is a contract that should not be tolerated.

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Love is the only freedom in the world because it so elevates the spirit that the laws of humanity and the phenomena of nature do not alter its course.

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Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.

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Dammit Sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't always be living for pleasure!

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Marriage is a matter of more worth Than to be dealt in by attorneyship.

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... you can never be sure of what has passed between husband and wife or lover and mistress.

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How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.

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