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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

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When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes; when you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours. That's relativity.

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Imagination encircles the world.

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Please explain the problem to me slowly, as I do not understand things quickly.

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Be a loner. That gives you time to wonder.

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If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.

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If you've never failed, you've never tried anything new.

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The most important human endeavor is the striving for morality in our actions.

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The Press, which is mostly controlled by vested interests, has an excessive influence on public opinion.

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Small is the number of people who see with their eyes and think with their minds.

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It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge.

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The more cruel the wrong that men commit against an individual or a people, the deeper their hatred and contempt for their victim.

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The true measure of a man is the degree to which he has managed to subjugate his ego.

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I am strongly drawn to a frugal life and am often oppressively aware that I am engrossing an undue amount of the labor of my fellow men.

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It is a magnificent feeling to recognize the unity of complex phenomena which appear to be things quite apart from the direct visible truth.

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For the moral attitudes of a people that is supported by religion need always aim at preserving and promoting the sanity and vitality of the community and its individuals, since otherwise this community is bound to perish. A people that were to honour falsehood, defamation, fraud, and murder would be unable, indeed, to subsist for very long.

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Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the face of this earth.

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As soon as science has emerged from its initial stages, theoretical advances are no longer achieved merely by a process of arrangement. Guided by empirical data, the investigator rather develops a system of thought which, in general, is built up logically from a small number of fundamental assumptions, the so-called axioms. We call such a system of thought a theory. The theory finds the justification for its existence in the fact that it correlates a large number of single observations, and it is just here that the 'truth' of the theory lies.

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God always takes the simplest way.

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What I see in Nature is a magnificent structure that we can comprehend only very imperfectly, and that must fill a thinking person with a feeling of humility. This is a genuinely religious feeling that has nothing to do with mysticism.

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