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A man wants nothing so badly as a gooseberry farm.

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FROG, n. A reptile with edible legs

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The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.

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All human history attests That happiness for man, - the hungry sinner! - Since Eve ate apples, much depends on dinner. ~Lord Byron, Don Juan, Canto XIII, stanza 99

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The goose we retained until this morning, when there were signs that, in spite of the slight frost, it would be well that it should be eaten without delay. Its finder has carried it off therefore to fulfil the ultimate destiny of a goose.

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He describes it as a large apartment, with a red brick floor and a capacious chimney; the ceiling garnished with hams, sides of bacon, and ropes of onions.

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Everything Changes. The only thing that remains immovable across the centuries and fixes the character of a people is cooking.

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If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.

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I do not want to make my stomach a graveyard of dead animals.

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Rhubarb: essence of stomach ache.

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The way you cut your meat reflects the way you live.

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He receives comfort like cold porridge.

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God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them.

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Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.

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What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking!

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An army marches on its stomach.

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CRAYFISH, n. A small crustacean very much resembling the lobster, but less indigestible.

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A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutrient from cows.

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RAREBIT n. A Welsh rabbit, in the speech of the humorless, who point out that it is not a rabbit. To whom it may be solemnly explained that the comestible known as toad-in-a-hole is really not a toad, and that riz-de-veau à la financière is not the smile of a calf prepared after the recipe of a she banker.

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Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.

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