Maa beti se: Beti doodh ka glasspee lo;
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Beti: No mama mujhe nai peena
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Maa: Beti agr doodh nai peo gi tobari kse hogi?
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Beti: maa apko b to doodh pasandnhi,
phir b aap bari ho gai hain
Mai b nhi peeongi to bari ho jaungi.
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Maa:
Achi bachiyan zid nhi krti,
Agr meri achi beti ho to doodhpeelo
warna mei tum se khafa ho jaon gi.
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Beti: OK mama,.
aap kehti hain tou mein doodh pee
leti hoon . .
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Aur iss trha uss ki beti ne doodh pilia..
Post end tak kitnay dhyaan sayparha hai
Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya,
Me ghar paucha or bell bajai,
Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola,
Wo bahut sundar thi,
Muskura k boli ap bahut smart ho,
Abhi ghar pr koi nhi he.
Mai akeli hu,Mai muskraya Or,
Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga,
To uski puri family ghar se baharaa gai or,
Meri sharafat ki tarif karte hue,
Mujhe gale lagaya or kaha,
Hum ko rishta manzur he.
Ab mai kya batau?
Ke Mai to bike ko lock karne gayatha..
Kisi mor pe ham ap ko khoney nahi denge..
Juda hona chaho to honey nahi denge…
Chandni raton man aye gi meri yad…
Meri yad ke wo pal ap ko soney nahi denge
Fantastic Answer by a philosopher
to a question asked at the BBC.
Define Birthday!
Answer: The only day in your life,
when you cried & your mother was Smiling.
Girl : I hate the fact, I am not as tall as you.
Boy : Well thats an advantage to u if u believe me !:)
Girl : How ?
Boy : You can listen to my heart which beats only for u ♥♥
India ki reet:
Ladki agar khud pat jaye to PYAR...
Dost log patwaye to UPHAR... Gharwale la de to
SANSKAR... aur agar khud patake ghar le aao to
HAHAKAR...!!:p...
Jab maine darwaja khola,
Aapki aakho me aansu,
Chehre par hasi thi,
Shasho me aahen dil me bebasi thi,
Pehle Q nahi bataya ki darwwaze me ungli fasi thi..
Arz kiya hai
Na Chaaho Itna Hame
Chahoto Se Dar Lagta Hai,
Na Aao Itna Kareeb
Judai Se Dar Lagta Hai..
Tumhari Wafao Pe Bharosa Hai
Magar Apne Naseeb Se Dar Lagta Hai..!!
Gum ki aahat bhi na aaye tere dar par,
pyar ka samunder ka tu bhi ek kinara ho,
kabhi bhool se jo tapke teri aankh se moti,
thame wohi jo tujhe sab se pyara ho !!!