"Is life me tension hi tension h..
fir b in labon pe muskan h.
Qki.
Jeena jab har haal me h,
to muskura kar jine me kya nuksan h.
Keep Smiling,
-bløødycøøl
Pyaar Vyaar To Ek Bahana Hai, Dil
Mile Na Mile Lips Ko Milana Hai, Ye
Style Hai Sab Ashiqon Ka, Kya
Kahe Doston Ye Dilip Kumar Ka Nahi
Emraan Hashmi Ka Zamana Hai!
1 Ladka Aur Ladki 1 Dusre ko Q Nhi Samajh Pate?
Q ki khuda ne Ladke ko Accha DIMAG diya H Or
Ladki ko Accha DIL, Mgr Ladka DIL se Sochta H Or Ladki DIMAG se..
Fantastic Answer by a philosopher
to a question asked at the BBC.
Define Birthday!
Answer: The only day in your life,
when you cried & your mother was Smiling.
Maa beti se: Beti doodh ka glasspee lo;
.
.
Beti: No mama mujhe nai peena
.
Maa: Beti agr doodh nai peo gi tobari kse hogi?
.
Beti: maa apko b to doodh pasandnhi,
phir b aap bari ho gai hain
Mai b nhi peeongi to bari ho jaungi.
.
Maa:
Achi bachiyan zid nhi krti,
Agr meri achi beti ho to doodhpeelo
warna mei tum se khafa ho jaon gi.
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Beti: OK mama,.
aap kehti hain tou mein doodh pee
leti hoon . .
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.
Aur iss trha uss ki beti ne doodh pilia..
Post end tak kitnay dhyaan sayparha hai
BEST RELATION ke network ke liye zaruri hai,
-yado ka recharge,
-sharart ka miss call,
-pyara sa sms,
-dil ki range,
-aur bharose ki lifetime validity.
तू :point_up_2: सफर मेरा:two_hearts: है तू :point_up_2: ही मेरी मंज़िल:sparkling_heart: तेरे :point_up_2: बिना गुज़ारा..!♡♡ ऐ दिल है मुश्किल...:gift_heart:
तू :point_up_2: मेरा खुदा..:dizzy: तूही :point_up_2: दुआ में शामिल.. तेरे :point_up_2: बिना गुज़ारा..!♡♡ ऐ दिल है मुश्किल... :gift_heart:
Girl : I hate the fact, I am not as tall as you.
Boy : Well thats an advantage to u if u believe me !:)
Girl : How ?
Boy : You can listen to my heart which beats only for u ♥♥
Ek ladka aur ek ladki ek dusre se
bhut pyaar karte the..
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.
.
.
Ladki ke baap ko pata lag gya...
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.
Usne gusse se bijli se chalnewali
aaari ko ladki ke gardan(neck) pe rakh diya..
Woh aari ladki ko katne hi wali thi,
achanak light chali gayi...
.
Pass mai khadha woh ladka chillaya..
Congress sarkar Zindabad..
Moral: Agar sacha hai aapka pyaar
to saath hai Bharat Sarkar..
Kisi mor pe ham ap ko khoney nahi denge..
Juda hona chaho to honey nahi denge…
Chandni raton man aye gi meri yad…
Meri yad ke wo pal ap ko soney nahi denge