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  • Ek jannat ki pari ho tum, khusbu se bhra hwa ka jhonka ho tum, meri har sans har dadhkan ho tum, meri jan sirf aur sirf meri ho tum. i love u swee2
  • 9 years ago



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  • Maa beti se: Beti doodh ka glasspee lo; . . Beti: No mama mujhe nai peena . Maa: Beti agr doodh nai peo gi tobari kse hogi? . Beti: maa apko b to doodh pasandnhi, phir b aap bari ho gai hain Mai b nhi peeongi to bari ho jaungi. . Maa: Achi bachiyan zid nhi krti, Agr meri achi beti ho to doodhpeelo warna mei tum se khafa ho jaon gi. . Beti: OK mama,. aap kehti hain tou mein doodh pee leti hoon . . . . Aur iss trha uss ki beti ne doodh pilia.. Post end tak kitnay dhyaan sayparha hai
  • 9 years ago



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  • Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya, Me ghar paucha or bell bajai, Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola, Wo bahut sundar thi, Muskura k boli ap bahut smart ho, Abhi ghar pr koi nhi he. Mai akeli hu,Mai muskraya Or, Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga, To uski puri family ghar se baharaa gai or, Meri sharafat ki tarif karte hue, Mujhe gale lagaya or kaha, Hum ko rishta manzur he. Ab mai kya batau? Ke Mai to bike ko lock karne gayatha..
  • 9 years ago



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  • Best relations don’t need terms conditions n promises, They need only two wonderful people, one who can trust n other who can understand.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Happiness Keeps u Sweet, Sorrows Keep u Human Failure Keeps u Humble, Success Keeps u glowing & GOD Keeps u Going. Have a blessed life!
  • 9 years ago



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  • I love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you are rasna to bola hi nahi... I love you rasna...
  • 9 years ago



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  • Kisi mor pe ham ap ko khoney nahi denge.. Juda hona chaho to honey nahi denge… Chandni raton man aye gi meri yad… Meri yad ke wo pal ap ko soney nahi denge
  • 9 years ago



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  • Fantastic Answer by a philosopher to a question asked at the BBC. Define Birthday! Answer: The only day in your life, when you cried & your mother was Smiling.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Girl : I hate the fact, I am not as tall as you. Boy : Well thats an advantage to u if u believe me !:) Girl : How ? Boy : You can listen to my heart which beats only for u ♥♥
  • 9 years ago



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  • Log Kehte Hai Pyar Itna Mat Karo Ki GirlFriend Sar Par Sawar Ho Jaye, Hum Kehte Hai Pyar itna Karo Ki Girl Ki Friend Bhi Aapke Sath Farar Ho Jaye.
  • 9 years ago



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  • India ki reet: Ladki agar khud pat jaye to PYAR... Dost log patwaye to UPHAR... Gharwale la de to SANSKAR... aur agar khud patake ghar le aao to HAHAKAR...!!:p...
  • 9 years ago



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  • Ladka ladki se:- tute dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi..? Ladki:-tuti chappal se mar khaoge ya chappal tutne tak mar khaoge..
  • 9 years ago



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  • Dill tadap sa jata hai ap ko dekh kar. Har lamha duwa karta hu aapko pane ki kya pata apko meri jaan mai jaha dekhu udhar aap hi dikhai dete ho
  • 9 years ago



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  • Jo Pyar Kare Use Koi Maaf Nhi Krta, Koi Uske Saat Insaaf Nhi Krta, Log Pyar Ko Paap To Keh Dete Hain, Par Kon Aisa Hai Jo Ye Paap Nhi Krta.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Jab maine darwaja khola, Aapki aakho me aansu, Chehre par hasi thi, Shasho me aahen dil me bebasi thi, Pehle Q nahi bataya ki darwwaze me ungli fasi thi..
  • 9 years ago



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  • Na Gharz Kisi Se, Na Wasta, Mujhe Kaam Apne Kaam Se.. Tere Ziker Se, Teri Fikr Se, Teri Yaad Se, Tere Naam se..!!!
  • 9 years ago



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  • 1 Baar GAAL pe 1 Baar MAATHE pe 1 Baar HAATHO pe 1 Baar AANKHO pe 1 Baar LIPS pe . . . . "BORO PLUS" Zarur Lgana, Thandi Aa Gai Hai.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Arz kiya hai Na Chaaho Itna Hame Chahoto Se Dar Lagta Hai, Na Aao Itna Kareeb Judai Se Dar Lagta Hai.. Tumhari Wafao Pe Bharosa Hai Magar Apne Naseeb Se Dar Lagta Hai..!!
  • 9 years ago



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  • Gum ki aahat bhi na aaye tere dar par, pyar ka samunder ka tu bhi ek kinara ho, kabhi bhool se jo tapke teri aankh se moti, thame wohi jo tujhe sab se pyara ho !!!
  • 9 years ago



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