Apki Kanjusi Dil Ko Bha Gai
Hamain Bhi Apne Fone K Balance Ki Keemat Samajh Aa Gai
Socha Ab Apko Message Na Karein
Magar Ye Kambakht Dosti Hamain Yaad aa Gai
India ki reet:
Ladki agar khud pat jaye to PYAR...
Dost log patwaye to UPHAR... Gharwale la de to
SANSKAR... aur agar khud patake ghar le aao to
HAHAKAR...!!:p...
Maa beti se: Beti doodh ka glasspee lo;
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Beti: No mama mujhe nai peena
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Maa: Beti agr doodh nai peo gi tobari kse hogi?
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Beti: maa apko b to doodh pasandnhi,
phir b aap bari ho gai hain
Mai b nhi peeongi to bari ho jaungi.
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Maa:
Achi bachiyan zid nhi krti,
Agr meri achi beti ho to doodhpeelo
warna mei tum se khafa ho jaon gi.
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Beti: OK mama,.
aap kehti hain tou mein doodh pee
leti hoon . .
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Aur iss trha uss ki beti ne doodh pilia..
Post end tak kitnay dhyaan sayparha hai
"Is life me tension hi tension h..
fir b in labon pe muskan h.
Qki.
Jeena jab har haal me h,
to muskura kar jine me kya nuksan h.
Keep Smiling,
-bløødycøøl
BEST RELATION ke network ke liye zaruri hai,
-yado ka recharge,
-sharart ka miss call,
-pyara sa sms,
-dil ki range,
-aur bharose ki lifetime validity.
Jab maine darwaja khola,
Aapki aakho me aansu,
Chehre par hasi thi,
Shasho me aahen dil me bebasi thi,
Pehle Q nahi bataya ki darwwaze me ungli fasi thi..
Ek ladka aur ek ladki ek dusre se
bhut pyaar karte the..
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Ladki ke baap ko pata lag gya...
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Usne gusse se bijli se chalnewali
aaari ko ladki ke gardan(neck) pe rakh diya..
Woh aari ladki ko katne hi wali thi,
achanak light chali gayi...
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Pass mai khadha woh ladka chillaya..
Congress sarkar Zindabad..
Moral: Agar sacha hai aapka pyaar
to saath hai Bharat Sarkar..
Itni dosti naa karo ki bigad jaye hum.
thoda danta bhi karo ki sudhar jaye hum.
ho jaye gar humse koi khata to ho jana khafa,
magar itna bhi nahi k mar hi jaye hum.
Pyaar Vyaar To Ek Bahana Hai, Dil
Mile Na Mile Lips Ko Milana Hai, Ye
Style Hai Sab Ashiqon Ka, Kya
Kahe Doston Ye Dilip Kumar Ka Nahi
Emraan Hashmi Ka Zamana Hai!