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  • Ladka ladki se:- tute dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi..? Ladki:-tuti chappal se mar khaoge ya chappal tutne tak mar khaoge..?
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • Apki Kanjusi Dil Ko Bha Gai Hamain Bhi Apne Fone K Balance Ki Keemat Samajh Aa Gai Socha Ab Apko Message Na Karein Magar Ye Kambakht Dosti Hamain Yaad aa Gai
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • 1 Baar GAAL pe 1 Baar MAATHE pe 1 Baar HAATHO pe 1 Baar AANKHO pe 1 Baar LIPS pe . . . . "BORO PLUS" Zarur Lgana, Thandi Aa Gai Hai.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • India ki reet: Ladki agar khud pat jaye to PYAR... Dost log patwaye to UPHAR... Gharwale la de to SANSKAR... aur agar khud patake ghar le aao to HAHAKAR...!!:p...
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • Maa beti se: Beti doodh ka glasspee lo; . . Beti: No mama mujhe nai peena . Maa: Beti agr doodh nai peo gi tobari kse hogi? . Beti: maa apko b to doodh pasandnhi, phir b aap bari ho gai hain Mai b nhi peeongi to bari ho jaungi. . Maa: Achi bachiyan zid nhi krti, Agr meri achi beti ho to doodhpeelo warna mei tum se khafa ho jaon gi. . Beti: OK mama,. aap kehti hain tou mein doodh pee leti hoon . . . . Aur iss trha uss ki beti ne doodh pilia.. Post end tak kitnay dhyaan sayparha hai
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • "Is life me tension hi tension h.. fir b in labon pe muskan h. Qki. Jeena jab har haal me h, to muskura kar jine me kya nuksan h. Keep Smiling, -bløødycøøl
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • Apni Nazro Se Sawal Kiya H Usne Har Lamhe Ko 1 Saal Kiya H Usne Tumhi Batao Mai Call Use Kese Karu Ankho-ankho Se Miss Call Kiya H Usne..
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • BEST RELATION ke network ke liye zaruri hai, -yado ka recharge, -sharart ka miss call, -pyara sa sms, -dil ki range, -aur bharose ki lifetime validity.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • Hatho Ki Lakiro Ka Aitbar Kar Lena, Bharosa Ho To Had Ko Paar Kr Lena, Khona Pana To Nasibo Ka Khel H, Dil Ko Jo Apna Lge Bas Ussi Se Pyar Kr Lena..
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • Jab maine darwaja khola, Aapki aakho me aansu, Chehre par hasi thi, Shasho me aahen dil me bebasi thi, Pehle Q nahi bataya ki darwwaze me ungli fasi thi..
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • हमें :bow: शादी :writing_hand:ka :angel: कोई:writing_hand: शौक :raised_hands:नहीं :writing_hand: है :v: कसम :footprints: से,:heart_exclamation::cupid: ये :writing_hand:तो :punch:आने :writing_hand:वाले :zzz:बच्चों :two_men_holding_hands: की :writing_hand: ज़िद :writing_hand: है :bow: की मम्मी_ :bride_with_veil:चाहिए.:muscle::writing_hand::bow::cupid::heart_exclamation:
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Love SMS , Love Funny SMS , Whatsapp Love SMS , Whatsapp Love Status , Funny WhatsApp Status
  • Tum bohat saal reh liye apne, Ab mere, sirf mere ho ke raho Andheri raahon par sunsaan raston per, Woh aik chaand sa chehra bohat yaad aya..
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • Ek ladka aur ek ladki ek dusre se bhut pyaar karte the.. . . . . Ladki ke baap ko pata lag gya... . . . Usne gusse se bijli se chalnewali aaari ko ladki ke gardan(neck) pe rakh diya.. Woh aari ladki ko katne hi wali thi, achanak light chali gayi... . Pass mai khadha woh ladka chillaya.. Congress sarkar Zindabad.. Moral: Agar sacha hai aapka pyaar to saath hai Bharat Sarkar..
  • 9 years ago



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  • Behind Every FAIL Student, There Is A HOT Girlfriend And What About TOPPERS? A HOT Madam Jiski Wajah Se Kaminay Sari Classes Attend Krte Hain.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • Itni dosti naa karo ki bigad jaye hum. thoda danta bhi karo ki sudhar jaye hum. ho jaye gar humse koi khata to ho jana khafa, magar itna bhi nahi k mar hi jaye hum.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • ZAMANE KI HAR JANNAT TUMHARI HOGI YE AASMAAN YE ZAMI TUMHARI HOGI MUJHSE KEH BHI NA PAOGE USKE PEHLE MERE HISSE KI HAR KHUSHI TUMHARI HOGI
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • ""KHOON"" se likh diya har diwar pe Uska naam, aur phir Tod di har diwar jis pe likha tha uska naam kyon ki... 'SPELLING MISTAKE THI YAAR" *~*~*~*~*
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • Ek jannat ki pari ho tum, khusbu se bhra hwa ka jhonka ho tum, meri har sans har dadhkan ho tum, meri jan sirf aur sirf meri ho tum. i love u swee2
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • Pyaar Vyaar To Ek Bahana Hai, Dil Mile Na Mile Lips Ko Milana Hai, Ye Style Hai Sab Ashiqon Ka, Kya Kahe Doston Ye Dilip Kumar Ka Nahi Emraan Hashmi Ka Zamana Hai!
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS