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  • Ek pagal roz yehi kehta tha- Gulti banaunga, panchi ko marunga.. 6 month pagal khane me treatment k baad Dr. ne pucha- Ab kya karoge? Pagal- Shadi Dr.-phir? Pagal-Suhagrat Dr.-good, phir?Pagal-Sari utarunga Dr.-phir?Pagal-Blouse utarunga Dr.-Oh no! phir?Pagal-Br* be utarunga Dr.-My god, Phir?Pagal-Phir kya! Br* k elastic se GULTi banaunga or Panchi Ko Marunga. Dr.-Oh my gudnes Sala 2 to perfct pagal hai re..
    • 10 years ago



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  • DAD: Jyotishi ji mujhe kaise pata chal sakta hai ki mera beta future mein kya banega? JYOTISHI: aap uske table pe Cigarette, Beer,Paiso ki Gaddi aur Books rakh do. Unme se jo wo uthaega wahi banega. DAD: ok Agle din Beta Aaya. Table dekhi. Paiso ki Gaddi uthake jeb mein rakhi, Cigarette pi, Beer chhupa li, Aur Books hath mein leke ghar se chala gaya. DAD: Us nalayak ne to sab kuchh leliya! JYOTISHI: Sir Mubarak Ho!! Aapka beta ENGINEER banega! :)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Haseen Ladki Raja ke darbar me dance kar rahi thi (Raja bhot badsurat tha) Ladki ne Raja se 1 sawal pucha, Jab Khuda Husn taqsim kar raha tha, Tab Aap kaha the Raja ne gussa na kiya balki Muskurate hue Kaha,Jab TUM Husn ki line me khadi husn le rhi thi, To m Kismat ki Line me khada Kismat le rha tha or Aaj tuj jesi Husn waliya meri gulam h Issi liye shayer kehta hai,"Husn na maang Naseeb maang Ae Dost, Husn waale toh aksar Naseeb walo ke gulam hua karte hai!'
    • 10 years ago



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  • अगर सभी भारतीय 90 दिन तक कोई भी विदेशी सामान नहीं ख़रीदे... तो भारत दुनिया का दूसरा सबसे अमीर देश बन सकता है.. सिर्फ 90 दिन में ही भारत के 2 रुपये 1 डॉलर के बराबर हो जायेंगे.. हम सबको मिल कर ये कोशिश आजमानी चाहिए क्युकी ये देश है हमारा..!!!! kya sirf sarkar hi kosis late rupya bachane ki 1 Indian hone k Nate hamara koi farz nahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sad Story. 1 Aunty Thi Unki 1 Beti Thi Wo Uski Boht Care Krti Thi, Baal Sanwarti Thi, Poniyan Bandhti Thi k Bachi Achi Dikhay. Pr Bachi Ki Aankhain Hamesha Bahir Rehti Theen Aise (0_0) Aunty Ne Boht Docters Ko Dikhaya Lekn Wo Sahi Nhi Hui. Phr 1 Baba Ko Dikhaya To Wo 1 Mint Mai Sahi Ho Gai. Aunty Boht khush B hui or heran B.. Phr Baba Se Pucha k Aap nay Aisa Kya Kiya k Wo 1 dam Sahi Ho Gai… Baba Ny Kaha: Main Ny Sirf Bachi Ki Poniyan Dheeli Ki hn
    • 10 years ago



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  • 4 students ne paper ki tayyari nahi ki, unhone 1 manshooba banaya aur agle din principle se bole Shir ham shadi me gaye the.. Raste me tyre panchar ho gaya. Ham shari rat dhakka lagate rahe... Isliye padh nahi sake. Principle ne man liya aur unhone unlogo ko 1 din ka time de diya aur agle din un charo ko 4 alag kamro me bithaya aur sirf 1 sawal diya. Q-kaunsa tyre panchar tha? 1- Front right 2- Front left 3- Back right 4- Back left Note; agar same jawab hua to sab pass warna fail.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Chaor Ameer Aadmi Ke Ghar Chori Karne Gaya Tijori Par Likha Tha Tijori Todne Ki Jarorat Nahi Hai 452 No Prees Karke Samne Wala Lal Batan Dabaye Jaise Hi Batan Daba Alaram Baja Aur Police Aagye.. Jate Jate Chor Seth Se Bola. Ab Mera Inshanyat Se Bharosh Uth Gaya Hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • MUST READ: Arre Hame to apno ne luta tha... Gairo me kahan dum tha... Meri haddi wahan tuti jaha hospital band tha. mujhe us ABULANCE Me dala jiska petrol kum tha. Mujhe RIKSHE Me isliye bithaya kyu ki uska kiraya kam tha.. Mujhe doctron ne uthaya. nurson me kaha dum tha.. Mujhe us bed pe litaya. Jiske neeche BOMB Tha... Mujhe bomb se udaaya, goli me kaha dum tha.. Aur COLLEGE Me Dafnaya Kyuki KABARISTAAN Me FUNCTION THA... Lol...!:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor Pagal Se: Tum Pagal Q Huey? Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva Se Shadi Ki, Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap Ne Shadi Ki Yu Meri Wo Beti Meri Maa Ban Gai Un K Ghar Beti Hui To Wo Meri Behn Hui Magar Main Uski Naani Ka Pati Tha Is Liye Wo Meri Nathn Hui. Isi Tarha Mera Beta Apni Daadi Ka Bhai Ban Gaya Or Main Apne Bete Ka Bhanja Aur Mera Baap Mera Damaad Ban Gaya Aur Mera Beta Apne Dada Ka Sala Ban Gaya Aur Dr: Abey Chup Kar Saale Kya Mujhe B Pagal Krega..?
    • 10 years ago



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  • !!...TRUE STORY...!! Ek Samay Ki Baat Hai, Main Raat Ko Apne Bed Pe Leta Huva Tha Ki Achanak, . . . . . . Mujhe Neend Aa Gayi Aur Main So Gya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mere har Ghari k Humsfar ...Meri Ulfaton ka jawab de ....Mere Pyar ka Mere Ishq ka ..Sabhi Chahton ka Hisab de.... Maine Zindgi ki har Ghari Teri Justju me guzar di... Mujhe ab Tu Apna Shumar kar.... Mujhe Bewaja na Azab de.... Mei Bikhar rha hun Tutkar ..Teri Ulfaton ki Talash mei.. Mere Ansuon ko Samet le ...Meri Ankhon ko koi Khwab de.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 5 Doctor Aur 3 Teacher Helicopter Per Latke Huwe The Pilot: Wajan Zyada Ho Raha Hai Ek Ko Rassi Chodni Padegi Teacher: ye Qurbani Hum Denge Kyunki Hum Teacher Hai Bajow Thaliyan Sabhi Doctor Ne Thali Bajai Wajan Khud Ba Khud Kam Hogaya Moral Of Story: doctor Bano Ya Engineer Guru To Guru Hota Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • CUTE story.. KG boy - tu mujhse shadi kalegi?? KG girl- nhi.. KG boy - kalle na.. KG girl - me ni talungi.. KG boy - kalle na plssss.. KG girl - mujhe ni kalni.. KG boy - tal na tujhe eclairs khilaunga.. KG girl - Yehi to problem h tisi aul se dairymilk ki bat ho dayi hai.. #moral- girls bachpan se smart hoti hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa dabang dekh ker aaya, School mei… Sir: santa tumhare sare ans. galat hn, marks de to kahan? Santa: Kamal karte hai sirji, marks hi to mang rahe hai,chup chap de do warna thappad mar k b le sakte hai. Sir: Badtamiz kya bak rha hai? Santa: Badtamiz se yaad aya sir, apke papa kaise hai? Sir: nikal ja class se! Santa: Chup chap se marks de do sir, warna ans sheet me itne chhed karunga, ki confuse ho jaoge ki marks kaha de aur zero kahan!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Subah Subah Usne Subah Subah usne bade hi pyar se mere Ghar ke Darwaje ki Ghanti bajai, Maine ek dum se li Angrai aur, Jab darwaja khola toa vo Bade hi pyar se muskurai , Saath hi saath vo thora sa sarmai, Aur thora ghabrai, Maine toa socha ke aaj toa Aapni, Nikal pari mere Bhai, Agale hi Pal vo mere paas aai , Aur mere kaan main bade hi jor se chillai, Main hi hu ji aapki nai naveli kaam wali bai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Love Story Of A School Boy: "I Never Did My Homework, 2 Get Punishment Of Standing In Front Of My Angel"s Bench, 2 See Her The Whole Period"
    • 10 years ago



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  • मुट्ठी भर चने खाकर बाप एक लोटा पानी पी लेता है, अपने बच्चे के महकते टिफिन को सूंघकर वह जी लेता है| धूप में रिक्शा खींचकर कमाये चंद रुपयों से वह, आईएएस की तैयारी करते बेटे के लिए घी लेता है| बच्चों को न तरसने दिया जिसने कपड़ों के लिए, फटे हुए पाजामे को चुपके से वह बाप सी लेता है| जो भी बना है घर में सब औलादों को परोसकर, अपने लिए वह भूखा बाप छोटी सी तस्तरी लेता है| उसकी जेब से बरसते हैं चॉकलेट और बिस्कीट, बच्चों की मासूम हंसी में हीं वह अपनी खुशी समझता हं़
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1st girl: Aaj ke ladko ka koi eitbar nahi.. maii to ab uska muh bhi nahi dekhungi. 2nd girl: Kyu kya hua tumneuse kisi aur ladki ke sath dekhlia? . . . . 1st girl: Nahi usne mujhe kisiaur ladke ke sath dekh lia hai. Jabki woh kal keh raha tha ke woh out of city jaraha hai. Jhutha, Dhokebaaz, Farebi.......:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor Pagal se: Tum Pagal Q huey? Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki, Uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shadi ki Yu Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behn hui Magar main uski Naani ka pati tha Is liye wo meri Nathn hui. Isi Tarha mera Beta apni Daadi kaBhai ban gaya Or main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur Mera Baap mera Damaad ban gaya Aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya aur Dr: Abey chup kar saale Kya mujhe b Pagal krega..?
    • 10 years ago



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