Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya,
Me ghar paucha or bell bajai,
Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola,
Wo bahut sundar thi,
Muskura k boli ap bahut smart ho,
Abhi ghar pr koi nhi he.
Mai akeli hu,Mai muskraya Or,
Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga,
To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gai or,
Meri sharafat ki tarif karte hue,
Mujhe gale lagaya or kaha,
Hum ko rishta manzur he.
Ab mai kya batau?
Ke Mai to bike ko lock karne gaya tha...
Ek College Ke Kuch Ladke Roz Ek
Hotel Me Jate
Aur Ek Waiter Ko Khoob Preshan
Karte The.
Ek Din Unhe Apni Galti Ka Ehsaas
Hua Aur
Unhone Waiter Ko 10 Rupaye Tip
Dekar Maafi Mangi-
"Sorry Bhai,aaj K Baad Hum Tumhe
Kabhi Preshan Nhi
Krenge."
Waiter Khush Hokr Bola-"thnx
Bhai,main V Waada Karta Hoon
Ki Aaj K Baad Aaplogo Ki Coffey Me
Thooka Nhi Krunga ! ! " :)
Zindgi k 5 sach....
Sach no 1:
" maa k siwa koi wafadar nhi..
Sach no. 2:
" gareeb ka koi dost nahi.
sach no. 3:
" log acchi seerat ko nahi achi surat
ko tarjeeh
dete hai.
Sach no 4:
" izzat sirf paise ki hai insaan ki
nahi.
Sach no 5:
" insaan jis shakhs ko dil se Chahta
ho wohi
shakhs dukh dard deta hai
Agree...???
Ek baar ek hi colege ke kuch
professors & principle ek
saath aeroplane me baithe
the ,
.
tabhi ek announcement hoti hai,
ye plane aapke hi collage ke
students ne
banaya hai
.
. sabhi professor plane se
bhaag jate he
mgr... Principle nhi bhaagta?
sabhi log bolte he aapko darr
nhi
lagata? .
.
principle-muze mere students
par pura
bharosa hai
Plane start hi nhi hoga :
Story of MATH.
Aj se 300 years pahle MATH bohat masom aur piyara tha.
Ek din kuch badmash studnts ne MATH ko bohat mara yahan tak k Math ki akhri Sans thi marty marty sub students ko bad dua de gya.
Aur
Ye keh ker is dunia se chala gya k mein to ja raha hoon lekin
MATHS
M = Meri
A = Aatma
T = Tumhe
H = Hamesha
S = Sataye gi
Aaj bhi math ki aatma bhatak rahi hay or saray students ko sata rahi hay or hamesha satati rahegi..
Fwd 2 all studnts.;)
एक पिजंरे मेँ कुछ तोते एक तोती को छेँड रहेँ
थेँ........!
♥
जबकि दुसरे पिजंरेँ मेँ एक तोता पुजा और
दुसरा तोता नमाज पढ रहा था.............!
♥
मालिक ने सोचा"-
कितने नेक तोते है
इनके पिजंरे मेँ तोती आराम से रहेगी,
♥
उसने तोती को नेक तोतो के पिजंरे मे डाल
दिया,
जब तोती उस पिजंरे मे गयी,
♥
तो पुजा करने वाला तोता नमाज पढने वाले तोते
से बोला"-
♥
उठो खानसाहब दुआँ कबुल हो गयी,
अपनी आईटम आ गयी......$!!
मुट्ठी भर चने खाकर बाप एक लोटा पानी पी लेता है,
अपने बच्चे के महकते टिफिन को सूंघकर वह जी लेता है|
धूप में रिक्शा खींचकर कमाये चंद रुपयों से वह,
आईएएस की तैयारी करते बेटे के लिए घी लेता है|
बच्चों को न तरसने दिया जिसने कपड़ों के लिए,
फटे हुए पाजामे को चुपके से वह बाप सी लेता है|
जो भी बना है घर में सब औलादों को परोसकर,
अपने लिए वह भूखा बाप छोटी सी तस्तरी लेता है|
उसकी जेब से बरसते हैं चॉकलेट और बिस्कीट,
बच्चों की मासूम हंसी में
हीं वह अपनी खुशी समझता हं़
Jo is Waqt Bore ho rahe h,
Ye PROGRAM sirf Un k liye h,
Batayen Dunya ka Pehla Traffic Signal
kaha lagaya gaya tha?
Jawab janiye is Break k Baad;
BREAK
-Dairy milk kuch meetha ho jay
-Rishta wohi soch nai STAR PLUS
-HERO HONDA dhak dhak go
-Pantine Katrina ki psand or apki?
-Surf Excel Dadi aik Mnt
-Dew kyunki dar k age jeet hai.
.
.
.
Welcome Back;
Thanx for d Wait,
Dunia ka Pehla Trafic Signal;
.
.
Road pe lagaya gaya tha.
Manzile B Us ki Thi OR Rasta B Usi Ka
Tha Ek Main Akela Tha Kafila B Usi Ka Tha.
Sath-Sath Chalne ki Kasam B Us ki Thi
Phir Rasta Badalne ka Feslah B Usi Ka Tha
Aaj Kiun Akela Hon Dil Sawal Karta Hai
Log To Us Ke The Kiya Kantawali B Usi Ki Thi ?
TO KANTAWALI BOLI--
Use Yaar Banane Ki Galti B Teri Thi..
Us Par Yakin Karne Ka Khyal B Tera Tha...
Use Kyu Gum Hoga Tere Jane Ka...?
Kyuki Sachha Pyar Uska Nahi,,,,
Sachha Pyar To Sirf Tera Tha....!
Public Toilet Me Baithe Aadmi Ko
Sath Baithe Toilet Wale Ki Awaz Ayi
Kya Haal Hai Yar
Wo Ghabra Kar Bola Fine Thik Hu
Phir Awaz Ayi Kya Kr Rhe Ho
Usne Kaha Kuch Nai Tumhari Tarah Baitha Hua Hu
Phir Awaz Ayi Mai Abi Aa Jau Tumhare Pass Kya
Aadmi Ghabra Kar Na Na Na Mai Abi Busy Hu
Than Awaz Ayi Yar Mai Baad Me Call Krta Hu
Pta Nai Kaun Kamina
Dusre Toilet Se
Meri Har Baat Ka Jawab De Rha Hai...
Ek Haseen Ladki Raja ke darbar
me dance kar rahi thi (Raja
bhot
badsurat tha)
Ladki ne Raja se 1 sawal pucha, Jab
Khuda Husn taqsim kar
raha tha, Tab Aap kaha the
Raja ne gussa na kiya balki
Muskurate hue Kaha,Jab TUM
Husn ki line me khadi husn le
rhi thi, To m Kismat ki Line me
khada Kismat le rha tha or Aaj
tuj jesi Husn waliya meri
gulam
h Issi liye shayer kehta
hai,"Husn na maang Naseeb maang
Ae Dost,
Husn waale toh aksar Naseeb
walo ke gulam hua karte
hai!'
THINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN FIRST MEET;):P
Girl: kitna seedha h..!
boy: kya maal h..!
...
...
girl: nice behaviour..!
boy: kash pat jaye..!
..
...
girl: dresing sense zabardast h..!
boy: skirt, top mein or hot lagegi..!
...
....
Girl: agr razi ho gya toh isi se shadi krungi..!
Boy: bs 1 bar han krde muje konse shadi karni
hai..
Sad Story.
1 Aunty Thi Unki 1 Beti
Thi Wo Uski Boht Care Krti Thi,
Baal Sanwarti Thi, Poniyan Bandhti
Thi k Bachi Achi Dikhay.
Pr Bachi Ki Aankhain Hamesha
Bahir Rehti Theen Aise (0_0)
Aunty Ne Boht Docters Ko Dikhaya
Lekn Wo Sahi Nhi Hui.
Phr 1 Baba Ko Dikhaya To Wo 1
Mint Mai Sahi Ho Gai. Aunty Boht
khush B hui or heran B..
Phr Baba Se Pucha k Aap nay Aisa
Kya Kiya k Wo 1 dam Sahi Ho Gai…
Baba Ny Kaha: Main Ny Sirf Bachi
Ki Poniyan Dheeli Ki hn
Nanha Munna Bachha Hu Main.
Sabke Man Ko Main Harsaau.
Pyar Se Mujhko Jo Bhi Dekhe.
Pass Main Uske Aana Chahu.
Ada Hai Meri Ye Nakhrali.
Baah O Ko. Sabki Tarsaau :D
Muskan Meri.
Aisi Albeli.
Dil Me Sabke Pyar Jagau.
Le Lo Mujhko Godi Me Tum.
Mithi Pappi :* Main De Jaau :*
Susu Pe Control Nahi Hai.
Jab Tab Diaper Gila Kar
Jaau..hehehe :P
Bhuk Lage Hai Jab Bhi
Mujhko.mumma Mumma Main
Chillau>
Aashiqui 3.. Song created
Tu hi yeh mujhko bta de facebook
chalau main ya naa..
.
.
Apne tu ghar ka pata de,
aaau main yaa naaa..
.
.
Apna tu phone number bata de,
Call lagau main yaa naaaa..
.
.
Khaana tu rakh de paka ke,
khau main yaaa naa..
.
.
.
Itna bata de mujhko kab milne aau tujhko…
Ab hota anhi intezaaaar tu hi ye mjhko bata de..
koi dusri patau main yaa naaaa..
Heart touching must read:)
Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha.
Boy was not in that city.
So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend.
He called her up.
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho.
While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai.
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu.
So, he gave 34 instead of 24.
aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki
uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..! :D
Doctor Pagal se:
Tum Pagal Q huey?
Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki,
Uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shadi
ki
Yu Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behn hui
Magar main uski Naani ka pati tha
Is liye wo meri Nathn hui.
Isi Tarha mera Beta apni Daadi kaBhai
ban gaya Or main apne Bete ka Bhanja
aur Mera Baap mera Damaad ban gaya
Aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban
gaya aur
Dr: Abey chup kar saale
Kya mujhe b Pagal krega..?
Amazing Love Story:
A Kanjoos Boy Fell In Love
With Kanjoos Girl..
Girl: Jab Dad So Jyenge To Mai
Gali Me Sikka Fekungi,
Awaaz Sunke Tum Turant Andar Aa Jana.
Lekin Boy Sikka Fekne K 1
Ghante Baad Aaya.
Girl: Itni Der Kyo Laga Di?;->
Boy: Wo Mai Sikka Dhund Rha Tha.
Girl: Pagal Wo To "Dhaaga Baandh"
K Feka Tha,
Wapas Khich Liya..: