Funny Story SMS

Ye 1 darawni kahani hai, kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!! Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me 1 kitab bechne ke liye khada tha, 1 aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab 3000/- mein kharid li Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha: Jab tk koi musibat na aaye kitab ka LAST PAGE mat dekna. Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin dar ke karan last page nahi khola. 1 din usse raha nahi gaya aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur sadme se mar gya.. last page par likha tha.. . . MRP-Rs 15/- only!

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Bhagwan ne mujhse kaha ki Tu apne Sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "Ferrari" dunga Maine Bhagwan ko dekha aur kaha ki He Bhagwan Ye dost wo h jinhone meri hr khushi hr gam me sath diya Mere bachpan se lekr aaj tk mere sath rhe Kabhi roya to apne hatho se mere ansu pochhe Ek glass pani b piya to b mere sath share kiya Meri ek awaz pr dode chle aaye or aap kehte ho ki me 1 FERRARI ke liye inhe chhod du KHAIR, Koi baat nahi Lekin FERRARI Red color ki hi dena

9 years ago

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Love Story Of A School Boy: "I Never Did My Homework, 2 Get Punishment Of Standing In Front Of My Angel"s Bench, 2 See Her The Whole Period"

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Choti si Pogo Story :-D . Ek Baar Ek Ladka Hindi Ki Story Pad Raha Tha, To Uske Man Mein Padte Hue Do Shabad Aaye, Aur Usne Apne Papa Se Puchha “Papa, Vishwas Aur Hakikat Mein Kya Fark Hai?” Papa: “Beta, Teri Maan Meri Biwi Hai Ye Hakikat Hai, Lekin Tu Mera Beta Hai Wo Ek Vishwas Hai“ :-D :-D thoko Like Samajh Aya to.

9 years ago

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Titanic Kaise Dooba Tha Pata Hai??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Guluk Guluk Guluk Dubuk Dubuk Bulubulubulu Poochuk . . Haso Mat Its A Sad Story..!.!! :/

9 years ago

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Boys k t0p 10 jhoot!! 1. Mujhe tmhari bohat fikar hai (jhoota:) 2.Tum meri life ki pEhli aur akhiri pasand ho.. (Astagfirullah :) 3. Cell silent pe tha jaAn ( Larke ka m0bile silent? :) 4. Ami ki call ha jani (Had hogai:-) 5. Hamari shadi zarur hogi. (jho0t m0ot wali :) 6. Mushkil waqt mei mujhe sath pa0gi.. (bhagne walon k :) 7. Pyar mei sub jaiz hai meri jaan.. (Chahe izat ki Abc h0jaye :) 8. Tmhare parents mere parents hain.. (sirf shadi se pehle tak :) 9. Tmhare siwa kisi se bAt nai krta.. (taubA kro :) 10. Tm na mili to kanwara betha rahunga..! :-D (pure ek haftey tak :)

9 years ago

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FACEBOOK humara planet hai, hum sab facebook wasi friends-friends hai, hume apna planet prano se bhi pyaraa hai, iski sukh samridhi, vivid jokes, aur posts per hume garv hai, hum iske, page owner banne ka sada preyatn karthe rehenge... hum apne matha-pitha, shikshako, aur gurujano se chup ke- humesha online aane ka promiss lethe hain... facebook wasiyon ke kalyan aur samridhi me hi humara sukh nehit hai.. !!!JAI FACEBOOK!!!

9 years ago

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Mere har Ghari k Humsfar ...Meri Ulfaton ka jawab de ....Mere Pyar ka Mere Ishq ka ..Sabhi Chahton ka Hisab de.... Maine Zindgi ki har Ghari Teri Justju me guzar di... Mujhe ab Tu Apna Shumar kar.... Mujhe Bewaja na Azab de.... Mei Bikhar rha hun Tutkar ..Teri Ulfaton ki Talash mei.. Mere Ansuon ko Samet le ...Meri Ankhon ko koi Khwab de.

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Ek Rexona Nam Ki Ladki Thi,

Jo Diana Aur Cinthol Ki Beti Thi,

Wo Margo Pr Yu Mrti Thi,

Aur Use Apna Lifebuoy Bnana Chahti Thi,

Unka Pyar Pears Jaisa Soft Tha

& Soon Dey Get Married In Fair & Lovely Garden,

In D Party, Dettol, Medimix, Lux, Faa, Nirma Vivel Etc

vr Invited

After A Few Years They Had Twins Johnson & Johnson

Ye 1 Trika Tha Apko Btane Ka Ki Bazar Me Sabuno Ki Kmi Nhi Hai

Varieties Uplabdh Hai

So Saal Me 1 Din Nahane Ki Adt Chor De

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Subah Subah Usne Subah Subah usne bade hi pyar se mere Ghar ke Darwaje ki Ghanti bajai, Maine ek dum se li Angrai aur, Jab darwaja khola toa vo Bade hi pyar se muskurai , Saath hi saath vo thora sa sarmai, Aur thora ghabrai, Maine toa socha ke aaj toa Aapni, Nikal pari mere Bhai, Agale hi Pal vo mere paas aai , Aur mere kaan main bade hi jor se chillai, Main hi hu ji aapki nai naveli kaam wali bai..

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मुट्ठी भर चने खाकर बाप एक लोटा पानी पी लेता है, अपने बच्चे के महकते टिफिन को सूंघकर वह जी लेता है| धूप में रिक्शा खींचकर कमाये चंद रुपयों से वह, आईएएस की तैयारी करते बेटे के लिए घी लेता है| बच्चों को न तरसने दिया जिसने कपड़ों के लिए, फटे हुए पाजामे को चुपके से वह बाप सी लेता है| जो भी बना है घर में सब औलादों को परोसकर, अपने लिए वह भूखा बाप छोटी सी तस्तरी लेता है| उसकी जेब से बरसते हैं चॉकलेट और बिस्कीट, बच्चों की मासूम हंसी में हीं वह अपनी खुशी समझता हं़

9 years ago

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Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya, Me ghar paucha or bell bajai, Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola, Wo bahut sundar thi, Muskura k boli ap bahut smart ho, Abhi ghar pr koi nhi he. Mai akeli hu,Mai muskraya Or, Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga, To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gai or, Meri sharafat ki tarif karte hue, Mujhe gale lagaya or kaha, Hum ko rishta manzur he. Ab mai kya batau? Ke Mai to bike ko lock karne gaya tha...

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Ek Kishan 1 Murga Leke Aaya. Us Murge Ne Aate Hi 150 Murgiyo Ko Ch*d Diya. Ye Dekh Kar Kishan Bahut Khush Hua. Sham Tak Us Murge Ne Sari Batakho (Duck) Or Baki Janwaro Ko B Ch*d Diya, Ye Dekhkar Kishan Kuch Pareshan Hua. Agle Din Jab Subah Hui To Murga Khet Me Mara Pda Tha Or Upar Giddh Mandra Rhe The. Use Dekhkar Kishan Bola, "Mar Gaya Bh*sdi K, Harkate B To Teri Aisi Thi" Tabhi Murge Ne Ek Aankh Kholi Or Bola "Chup Madarch*d Inme Se Ek Ko Niche To Aane De.

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Zindgi k 5 sach.... Sach no 1: " maa k siwa koi wafadar nhi.. Sach no. 2: " gareeb ka koi dost nahi. sach no. 3: " log acchi seerat ko nahi achi surat ko tarjeeh dete hai. Sach no 4: " izzat sirf paise ki hai insaan ki nahi. Sach no 5: " insaan jis shakhs ko dil se Chahta ho wohi shakhs dukh dard deta hai Agree...???

9 years ago

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kabhi ajao tum pal bhar ko . . Ek Thi Rani . . Donon Mar Gaye Khatam Kahani. - - - - - Neechay Kya Lash Dhoond Rahay Ho?? Bola Na Kahani Khat

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1 srdar bullet chala rha tha, sardar activa vali se: kbi bullet chalai hai? Ldki tez krke aage nikl gai. Srdar barabr me aakr... kbi bullet chalai h? Ldki slow ho gai Aage jakr sardar ka accidnt ho gya. Ldki: or chala le bullet. Srdar: kameeni, yhi to puch rha tha, chlai h to bta de break kaise lagte hain. Huhuhahaha

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Public Toilet Me Baithe Aadmi Ko Sath Baithe Toilet Wale Ki Awaz Ayi Kya Haal Hai Yar Wo Ghabra Kar Bola Fine Thik Hu Phir Awaz Ayi Kya Kr Rhe Ho Usne Kaha Kuch Nai Tumhari Tarah Baitha Hua Hu Phir Awaz Ayi Mai Abi Aa Jau Tumhare Pass Kya Aadmi Ghabra Kar Na Na Na Mai Abi Busy Hu Than Awaz Ayi Yar Mai Baad Me Call Krta Hu Pta Nai Kaun Kamina Dusre Toilet Se Meri Har Baat Ka Jawab De Rha Hai...

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THINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN FIRST MEET;):P Girl: kitna seedha h..! boy: kya maal h..! ... ... girl: nice behaviour..! boy: kash pat jaye..! .. ... girl: dresing sense zabardast h..! boy: skirt, top mein or hot lagegi..! ... .... Girl: agr razi ho gya toh isi se shadi krungi..! Boy: bs 1 bar han krde muje konse shadi karni hai..

9 years ago

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Ek baar ek hi colege ke kuch professors & principle ek saath aeroplane me baithe the , . tabhi ek announcement hoti hai, ye plane aapke hi collage ke students ne banaya hai . . sabhi professor plane se bhaag jate he mgr... Principle nhi bhaagta? sabhi log bolte he aapko darr nhi lagata? . . principle-muze mere students par pura bharosa hai Plane start hi nhi hoga :

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Ek Haseen Ladki Raja ke darbar me dance kar rahi thi (Raja bhot badsurat tha) Ladki ne Raja se 1 sawal pucha, Jab Khuda Husn taqsim kar raha tha, Tab Aap kaha the Raja ne gussa na kiya balki Muskurate hue Kaha,Jab TUM Husn ki line me khadi husn le rhi thi, To m Kismat ki Line me khada Kismat le rha tha or Aaj tuj jesi Husn waliya meri gulam h Issi liye shayer kehta hai,"Husn na maang Naseeb maang Ae Dost, Husn waale toh aksar Naseeb walo ke gulam hua karte hai!'

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