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  • अगर कोई आपको देखकर दरवाजा बंदकर लेता है
    तो याद
    रखो;
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    . .
    . . .
    कुंडी दोनों तरफ से होती है;
    तुम भी बाहर से लगा कर भाग जाओ..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • डैड : हू इज दिस गर्ल ? बेटा : दिस इज माय गर्ल-फ्रेंड. . . अगले दिन … . . डैड : नाउ हू इज दिस “न्यू गर्ल”? बेटा : रिश्ता वही, आइटम नयी
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hum is tarha unka ehsaas rkhte hai,
    Hazaro yado ko apne pass rakhte hai,
    Khuda naseb kre har khushi unko,
    Wo log jo muje apne dil ke pass rakhte hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Koi Kare Yaad To Usey Yaad Kijiye,

    Dil ka Paigam De to Qubul Kijiye,

    Har SMS Ka Jawab Jaruri Nahi Dena,

    Magar Humne Apko YAad Kiya Uska JAWAB To Dijiye
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Doctor Pagal Se: Tum pagal kaise hue?
    Pagal: Maine ek Bewaa se shadi ki, uski Jawan Beti se mere Baap ne Shadi ki, Yu meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gayi. Unke ghar Beti hui to wo meri Behan hui, Magar main uski Naani ka Pati tha isliye wo meri Nawasi bhi hui. Is tarah mera Beta apni Daadi ka Bhai ban gaya aur main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur Mera Baap mera Damaad ban gaya aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya aur fir..
    Dr: Abey chup ullu k patthe.bas kr mai pagal ho jaunga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sawal Kuch B Ho,
    Jawab Tum Hi Ho
    Rasta Koi Bhi Ho,
    Manzil Tum Hi Ho
    Dukh Kitna Hi Ho,
    Khushi Tum Hi Ho
    Arman Kitne Bhi Ho,
    Aarzoo Tum Hi Ho
    Gussa Kitna Bhi Ho,
    Pyar Tum Hi Ho
    Khawab Koi Bhi Ho,
    Us Mein Tum Hi Ho,
    kyunki Tum Hi Ho...!!!
    Ab tm hi ho
    meri ashiqi ab tum hi ho
    ......abhinav shukla.......
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Q. Which of these sports requires you to shout out a word loudly during play?

    A. Chess
    B. Ludo
    C. Playing cards
    D. Kho-kho


    Ans. Kho-kho


    By : Meena Mishra
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : General Knowledge SMS
  • Girl : "Iss Bheed-Bhaad Waali Duniya Se Kahin Aur Chalte Hai.. Shaant Si Jagah.. Jahaan Sirf Tum Aur Main Ho"

    Boy : "Aao Orkut Mein Login Karein"..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aapki dosti ki ek nazar chahiye;
    Dil hai beghar use ek Ghar chahiye
    Bas yun hi saath chalte raho ae dost;
    Yeh Dosti hume umar bhar chahiye.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Peete To Sabhi Hain Apna Gum
    Bhulane Ke Liye...
    Humne Bhi Pee Uski Yaad Apne
    Dil Se Mitane Ke Liye...
    Peene Ke Baad Pata Chala Kambhakt
    Sharab Me Wo Nasha Nahi Hai...
    Ye Sharab Uss Shabab Ke Aage Kuch
    Bhi Nahi Hai...
    Socha Kisi Aur Haseena Se Dil Laga
    Lenge... Kisi Aur Ki Chahat Ko Hum
    Apna Bana Lenge... Par Kisi Aur
    Haseena Se Bhi Hum Ye Dil Laga Na
    Sake... Aur Din Raat Peekar Bhi
    Hum Usse Bhula Na Sake...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • O power of fantasy that steals our minds from things outside, to leave us unaware, although a thousand trumpets may blow loud--what stirs you if the senses show you nothing? Light stirs you, formed in Heaven, by itself, or by His will Who sends it down to us.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Dante Alighieri Quotes , Blow Quotes , Light Quotes