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  • Wife:
    Har Haftay Tum
    Fishing Ke Liye Jatay Ho Naa.?
    Husband:Haan,Haan To.?
    Wife:
    Haramzade Aaj Woh Machhli Aayi Thi,
    Keh Rahi Thi Ki
    Woh Maa Banne Wali Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kya pj hai..!!:D
    Hansa: praful, ye Senior or Junior
    matlab?
    Praful: hansaaa.., samundra k
    najdik rehte wo seniors (sea+near)
    & jo Zoo k najdik
    • 10 years ago



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  • When I had my sheep, I was happy, and I made those around me happy. People saw me coming and welcomed me, he thought. But now I'm sad and alone. I'm going to become bitter and distrustful of people because one person betrayed me. I'm going to hate those who have found their treasure because I never found mine. And I'm going to hold on to what little I have, because I'm too insignificant to conquer the world.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Paulo Coelho Quotes , Broken Heart Quotes , Hate Quotes
  • It didn't take me long to make up my mind that these liars warn't no kings nor dukes at all, but just low-down humbugs and frauds. But I never said nothing, never let on; kept it to myself; it's the best way; then you don't have no quarrels, and don't get into no trouble. If they wanted us to call them kings and dukes, I hadn't no objections, 'long as it would keep peace in the family; and it warn't no use to tell Jim, so I didn't tell him. If I never learnt nothing else out of pap, I learnt that the best way to get along with his kind of people is to let them have their own way.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Kings Quotes , Liars Quotes
  • Select a chocolate for ur frnd according to his/her nature, and mention them here..
    1) Kit-kat (Thoray c complicated any how I like you)

    2) Dairy Milk ( You are amazing just the way you are. Totally perfect)

    3) Perk ( Her problem ka meetha solution)
    4) Tobleron ( Very complicated & hard to handle)
    5) Mars (
    Fun package)
    6) Snikers ( I love being wid you, best partner to spend tym with)
    7) Bounty
    (You are boring)
    8) Twix (Your the sweetest person on earth)
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Saying SMS
  • The destiny of the human race is to widen the gap separating it from the lower races of animals. Any code of morality which retains its permanence and authority after the conditions of existence which gave rise to it have changed, works against this upward progress of man.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes , Animal Quotes , Destiny Quotes
  • Usko chaha bhi to izhaar karna na aaya,
    kat gayi umr saari hamein pyar karnana aaya.
    usne manga bhi agar kuch to judai mangi,
    aur hamein inkar karna bhi na aaya!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • कॉफ़ी शोप में एक आदमी को देखा

    वो ना तो अपने मोबाइल में कुछ कर रहा था, ना ही अपने laptop में।
    बिलकुल पागल हो जैसे
    सिर्फ़ कॉफ़ी पी रहा था।
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Zindgi me har ek insan ki sacchi kimat,
    Sirf 2 hi halto me samajh me aati h.
    1-usko pane se pehle
    or
    2-usko khone ke bad,
    So care every sweet person.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Nice Sayings SMS
  • सबसे ज्यादा असमंजस कि स्थिति तब आती है
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    जब
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    99 का रिचार्ज कराके 1 रुपया लेने के वहाँ खङे रहेँ या नहीँ
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Ek Teri hi doori dil se sahi nahin jaati
    tu dosti ki wajeh se hai dil ko bhaati
    doori to qismat de deti hai humein
    per wo bhi humein kabhi bhula nahin paati..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS