Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha
Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Kisi
Ne Pocha Kya Bat Hai?
Sardar: Mere Susral Ne Barat Pe
Thoray Logon Ko Lany Ka Kaha Hai.
Pata Nai Abba Mujhe Le Jata Hai Ya
Nahi.:-)
Srdar got new job:
1st day he spent 11 hours on computer:
Boss was happy & asked what he did?
Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.
Sardar sir k sath sath kandho par
Bhi shampu laga raha tha.
Wife-kandho pe shampu kyo laga rahe ho?
Sr-Pagli ye koi aam shampu nahi hai
Ye Head & Shoulder hai..
Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:
Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?
Sardarni: Sardarji, sirf yehi apka bacha hai.
Sardar bought a lottery ticket for 10 Rs. Luckily Sardar won 10 crores for that. He went to the shop to collect the prize money. The owner cut the tax and gave him 7 crores.
Sardar: Give me full 10 crores or give my 10 Rs. back
Sardar halwai sy Tum kitny saal sy jalebi bana rahy ho?
Halwai: bary fakhar sy 30 saal sy
Sardar: Lakh di lanat.
Tum se aaj tak jalebi seedhi nahi bani
Sardar ko Mayyat Wale Ghar se mar pad gaye.
.
Wajah?
.
Log Mayyat k 4ro taraf Baraf Rakh k
Ro Rhe The.
.
Woh mayat ko Hila k Bola
.
O bhai Uth! dekh Baraf kharidne
Kitne Grahk aye hai
Sardar Medical Shop Par: Zeher Do.
Dukandar: Bina Parchi Ke Nahi MiL Sakta.
Sardar: Main Shadi Shuda Hu.
Dukandar: Bas Kar Pagle Rulayega Kya.?
Chhoti Bottle Du Ya Badi.?
Sardar:Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati
sardar: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
.
Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
.
sardar: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata
Sardar Ki Maa
Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se
Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga
Aur
Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se
Srdar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi
Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear
Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.
SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,
Dost: Garam pani Q?
Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.
SArdar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia
Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia
Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G?
SArdar Replid: Éggs' Mother
Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Jatt: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan..
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,.
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!.
A Donkey Kicked Sardar And Ran
Away,
Sardar Ran To Catch The Donkey.
He Saw A Zebra And Started
Beating It And Said,
Sala Tracksuit Pahan Ke Dhoka De
Raha Hai.
3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
Sardar ko gali me 100 ka note mila
Jispe likha tha HAPPY NEW YEAR.
Usne apni jeb se 100 ka note nikala or
Uspe SAME 2 U Likh kr wahi pe rakh diya.
Singh is King
3sardar so rahe the .
3no ke paas 1 hi bed tha or jagah kam pad rahi thi..
1 sardar or niche so gaya...
Dusra bola.
Oye! Ab jagah ho gai
Upper aaja.
Pawan
Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya.
Dusra Dost- kyon?
Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to…
dhan