Sardar K Sir Se Khoon Nikl Raha Tha
Dr: Ye Kaise Hua.?
Sardar: Mein Hath Se
Diwar Tod Raha Tha
To Kisi Ne Kaha
Paji Kabhi Khopdi Ka B
Istmal Kar Lia Karo.!
1 sardarni behosh ho gai, Doctor-ye mar gai hai
Jab usko jalane lage to wo uthke boli main zinda hu
Sardar- chupchap padi reh, tu doctor se zyada janti he kya.
Sardar:raat ko neand nai aati
Doctor:aap raat ko late k 2000 tak gina karo neand a jaye gi
2 din bad sardar:mushkil sey 500 tak hi gin paata houn k neand a jati hai phir chaye pee k pourey 2000 karta houn
Doctor:lakh di laanet
Ek sardar ek bade hospital me doctor tha. Sardar ke saath waha ek nurse uske saath kaam karti thi. Dhire dhire sardar ko us nurse se pyar ho gaya usne valentine day ko us nurse ko propose karte huve kaha, "I Love You, Sister"
A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &
Says
-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.
Srdar on 1st night-
Batao, Pehle Hairan karu ya Pareshan.?
Wife:- Hairan..
Srdar-Ye dekho 10 inch ka hai.
Wife-Wow!
Ab Pareshan karo?
Srdr-Ye Khada nahi hota.